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Time for Obama’s Civilian Security Force?

The headlines are all warning about right wing violence that hasn’t actually happened but journalists seem to feel is imminent. Here’s a few of today’s headlines: Lawmakers concerned as health-care overhaul foes resort to violenceCoffin placed on Carnahan’s lawnSpitting and… Continue Reading →

Donate to Hawaii Earthquake Relief Fund

President Obama declared yesterday that Hawaii, our 57th state, is undergoing a “special healthcare emergency” due to a heretofore unknown “earthquake.” President Obama has asked former Presidents Nixon and Johnson to head fundraising efforts but has received no response yet…. Continue Reading →

Obama Promises…er Threatens No Votes

In what is the equivalent of “Get off my property. You’re not my friend anymore” President Obama is telling anyone who has the gall to vote against Obamacare that he won’t play with them anymore. The Telegraph reports: Barack Obama… Continue Reading →

A Pregnant Woman is Like…

Please. Won’t you take a moment of your time to say a little prayer or donate some of your hard earned money to help the metaphor and simile disabled. They walk among us. They even graduate from top ivy league… Continue Reading →

This Just Struck Me Funny

Pictures like this are why the internet was invented. Rumor has it that negotiations went very well between Obama and this King of Burgers. Obama gave up two satellites, missiles in Eastern Europe, and promised $1 billion dollars in aid… Continue Reading →

Leave Obama Alone Cuz He’s Black!!!

In a piece today in America Magazine, Michael Sean Winters starts out talking about how the notes on Palin’s hand made certain liberals froth at the mouth but then he obviously couldn’t help himself and jumped over to full Obama… Continue Reading →

The “Plywood over Jesus” Precedent

Don’t anyone dare act surprised. There’s clear precedent for this. Remember when the White House asked Georgetown to cover a a gold “IHS” monogram symbolizing Jesus’ name with a piece of black-painted plywood while Obama gave his speech? Well that… Continue Reading →

Oh No! He Really Believes It

You know how everyone (including us at CMR) mocks Obama a bit for his out sized ego and how he thinks that the solution to every crisis facing America is “a major address?” Well, I’ve got bad news. It’s all… Continue Reading →

Obama on the Baby Jesus

Pewsitter visitors please click here for Brit Hume / Tiger Woods You’ve got to check this out. This guy is unbelievable. Obama discusses the true meaning of Christmas:David Brody of CBN has the source video and the transcript. We have… Continue Reading →

Obama Leaves Kim Jong Il a Voicemail

A little Obama humor at the expense of Tiger Woods.

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