President Obama declared yesterday that Hawaii, our 57th state, is undergoing a “special healthcare emergency” due to a heretofore unknown “earthquake.”
President Obama has asked former Presidents Nixon and Johnson to head fundraising efforts but has received no response yet.
When asked why nobody had heard about this earthquake, the President responded that Americans don’t care about the process of how an earthquake happens. They just need to listen to him on what to do now.
Within moments of the news made by Obama, private individuals such as myself are gathering together and urging our fellow Americans to donate responsibly to survivors of this under reported yet horrific disaster in Hawaii.
“Our thoughts and prayers are with Hawaiian families impacted by the destructive Hawaiian earthquake that nobody even knew about,” said Matt Archbold, President of the Hawaiian Earthquake Relief Fund. “I urge Americans to help the poor people of Hawaii desperately in need our assistance during their darkest hour even though they didn’t even know they’d been suffering.”
The Hawaii Earthquake Recovery Fund was initiated just moments after President Barack Obama notified the world of the terrible earthquake in Hawaii. If we raise enough money, Patrick & I will be flying with our families to assist with disaster relief.
If President Obama is willing to put forth millions of our dollars toward helping Hawaiian survivors then we should at least be willing to put your dollars and our efforts to assist with the unmet and long-term recovery needs of survivors.
Below you can see some of the carnage of the earthquake. Hundreds if not thousands of people just laying on the shores of Hawaii, seemingly unable to move. Many lay there all day. You can help them by giving NOW to the Hawaii Earthquake Relief Fund.
Below is a young Hawaiian who doesn’t look like she’s eaten in weeks. But the brave thing is still keeping a smile on her face probably because she knows that Obama cares.
Please join with President Obama who’s already giving millions of your dollars away and please give more away on your own. Remember, agreeing with Obama, it’s the only way show how much you care.
March 19, 2010 at 2:32 am
In 2006, Bush declared a major disaster area in Hawaii after an earthquake struck there, ordering in federal recovery aid. The 'Louisiana Purchase' was added by Landrieu at the request of Bobby Jindal, a Republican. Obama is rolling his eyes and tolerating it because he wants to get reform passed.
March 19, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Soft Porn, "Oh please…"
Porn industry is fueled by God believers sitting behind their computers. This is just a pic of a gal on the PUBLIC beach…. most likely in the U.S.A. where the biggest collection of God fearing freaks live.
March 19, 2010 at 12:44 pm
A lot of Priests, Nuns, Religious and devout read CMR and their moral compass sensitivity is set to high, where it should be. I have no problem with their reaction. At least they are in possession of said compass, when today in America it is considered a high crime to have one.
March 19, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Wow! Blowback for showing women in bikinis.
Hoodathunkit?
Here's a pic you can use, if you like:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2800/4115677815_f78b67124e.jpg
I guess it's a pointless exercise to mention that the special deals, such as the so-called "Louisiana Purchase" and the "Corhusker Kickback", would be stripped out of the reconciliation bill.
March 19, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Well, you also don't know where the blow-back is coming from, some of it is the ever vigilant "gotcha" crowd. They have no morals and are ever watchful to try and ensnare those who do in their false umbrage and cries of "hypocrisy"
March 19, 2010 at 3:54 pm
If your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. Don't cut off Matthew's hand. That's his to cut off if it causes him to sin, not yours.
March 19, 2010 at 4:02 pm
That's hilarious! Thank you, Matt!
March 20, 2010 at 2:07 am
This is Miss James, your forgotten 8th grade English teacher, who swore you would not move on to high school if you didn't know your grammar backwards and forwards.
They "lie" on the beach.
They are "lying" on the beach.
Otherwise, you are treating them as objects to "lay" down.
Forget the bikini; get the grammar right! 🙂
March 20, 2010 at 2:26 am
My eighth grade teacher was an Irish nun who was meaner than you'll ever be. That said, I wish I could find a web page that mentioned the most common grammatical errors.
Not that this one has been a problem for me personally.