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These Green Popes Are Killing Me

It’s bad enough Pope Benedict talked up the environment the other day because all my liberal tree hugging friends are now yelling triumphantly at me that the Pope agrees with them and Al Gore. That is how stupid my friends… Continue Reading →

Limits of Papal Infallibility

As all our regular readers know, I am a huge fan of Pope Benedict the XVI. The Pope has shown his brilliance and orthodoxy more times than we can count. His thoughts on liturgy, the Eucharist, love, and charity are… Continue Reading →

The Church Is Out of Touch

Just days ahead of World Youth Day, a poll by social networking giant MySpace brands the Catholic Church “out of touch” with young Australians. As you can imagine, the online poll which found that 77 per cent of the 14-24… Continue Reading →

Alien Worshiping Glamour Lesbians Criticize the Church

Here’s the greatest lede in a newspaper article that I’ve ever read. It’s got everything. It’s got anti-Catholicism. It’s got holier-than-thou homosexuals. It’s got lunacy. It’s got faux-objective journalism. Ready for it? Here’s the lede from The Daily Telegraph: A… Continue Reading →

Pope to SSPX: Now or Never?

Andrea Tornielli, the famed Vatican reporter, has a story in Il Giornale statting that the Pope has given the SSPX until June 28th to sign on the dotted line. The countdown has begun for the agreement between the Fraternity St…. Continue Reading →

Liberal Catholic Group Calls For Alien Ordination

A liberal Catholic group named “Leaders for Unification of Non-Ordained Associates Together In Christ”(LUNATIC) held a hastily called press conference this morning in order to be the first group to call for ordination of extraterrestrials, which the “Vatican” recently said… Continue Reading →

Attorney Calls Pope to Testify on Sex Abuse

Pope Benedict XVI should be questioned soon about clergy sex abuse in the Catholic church because he is the most knowledgeable person on the topic and his advanced age makes future testimony unlikely, an attorney said yesterday, according to the… Continue Reading →

Cardinal Criticizes Rudy Taking Communion

New York Cardinal Edward Egan says Rudy Giuliani should not have received Holy Communion during the pope’s visit. Egan said he had “an understanding” with the former presidential candidate and New York mayor that he is not to receive the… Continue Reading →

Wonderful Story About a Sick Boy and the Pope

From today’s Daily News, a great story about the Pope’s visit to New York and a child with Muscular dystrophy. When Beverly Ruiz and her wheelchair-bound son arrived outside St. Patrick’s Cathedral early Saturday they had no hope of getting… Continue Reading →

Fmr. Presidential Candidate Attacks Pope

Former Presidential hopeful Rep. Tom Tancredo today criticized the Pope’s comments regarding U.S. immigration policy. Pope Benedict XVI of course said the United States must do “everything possible to fight … all forms of violence so that immigrants may lead… Continue Reading →

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