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Academics Shocked To Hear Truth

Upholding the time honored tradition among the tweed set, a convention of academics booed, hissed, clamped their hands over their ears, stamped their feet, retched, vomited, and stormed out in outrage upon hearing an uncomfortable truth. Just yesterday, according to… Continue Reading →

The Party of Ahnuld or Sarah?

According to WorldNetDaily, Republican California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger encouraged opponents of the Proposition 8 not to give up until the measure is overturned. “It is unfortunate, obviously, but it’s not the end,” vowed the governor in yesterday’s interview, referring to… Continue Reading →

The Most Offensive Mag Cover…Ever

The latest Halloween issue of a left-leaning New York news magazine called MetroLand shows a smiling Barack Obama as a vampire carrying a scantily clad Sarah Palin who has been pierced with a spike through her heart, according to World… Continue Reading →

Obama is Toast

Looking for a reason to believe that John McCain and Sarah Palin will be the next residents of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? Look no further. Sean Malstrom has the best and most knowledgeable breakdown I’ve seen this cycle. This is the… Continue Reading →

Affleck Apologizes to Olbermann

You know how Saturday Night Live has mocked and demeaned Sarah Palin every Saturday for months, well last week in one sketch they also mocked uber-liberal talk show host Keith Olbermann. Well no sooner was the sketch done when Ben… Continue Reading →

It’s All on You

It’s all up to you. It’s really that simple. In the end, this is all about who shows up to vote. The polling companies don’t think you will. Barack Obama is hoping you won’t show up. There is hope. If… Continue Reading →

Robert Duvall Attacks Obama?

Madonna threatened to beat up Sarah Palin.Sandra Bernhard said Palin should be gang raped.Tina Fey is threatening to leave the planet if McCain/Palin win.Matt Damon called Palin “absurd.”Whoopi called her “dangerous.” But ABC News is worried about remarks made by… Continue Reading →

Fr. Andrew Greeley: Mindreader

Fr. Andrew Greeley long ago took up residence in looney-town. But in a new wrinkle, especially for a Catholic priest, he now believes he’s psychic. And he’s got an announcement: If you’re not voting for Obama you’re a racist. Shocking,… Continue Reading →

A CMR Reader Meets Sarah Palin

Trust me, this is the oddest thing you’ll read today. And it’s really quite moving. Rebekah is a frequent commenter here at CMR. Last night, she sent an email to Patrick and I explaining how she met up with Sarah… Continue Reading →

Considering Who To Vote For? Read This!

Gov. Sarah Palin said this from the stump. For me, it sums up how I feel about this entire election. I love the plainspokeness of Palin, especially compared with Obama’s high-falutin phrases signifying nothing. Here it is: “In this same… Continue Reading →

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