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Oh No! He Really Believes It

You know how everyone (including us at CMR) mocks Obama a bit for his out sized ego and how he thinks that the solution to every crisis facing America is “a major address?” Well, I’ve got bad news. It’s all… Continue Reading →

This is Not About Human Rights

The very public trials of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and others are said to be about human rights. But I don’t believe it. I think these trials are simply a way to publicly embarrass the former President. And since there’s likely… Continue Reading →

CMR’s Fall Lineup!

It’s pilot season at CMR Entertainment Corporation and we’re in the midst of creating a few new shows for the fall lineup. Here’s the new lineup for the upcoming CMR channel. Hope you enjoy our sitcoms this year. Those Wacky… Continue Reading →

Quick! Send Them a “Reset Button”

uh-oh. Somali Pirates have seized an American-flagged ship along with 21 Americans off the eastern coast of Somalia. This is clearly the first international life-and-death crisis for President Obama. Ed Morrissey asks: The Somali pirates have operated in this region… Continue Reading →

The Vatican Could Learn from Hamas

I love the Catholic Church. But the Vatican stinks at handling press. I mean stinks. Take the recent issue with the SSPX. Pope Benedict XVI revoked the excommunication of four of the bishops of the SSPX and suddenly a media… Continue Reading →

A Pirate Public Relations Problem

In an embarrassing public relations disaster, the pirates who seized control of a Saudi oil tanker arrived at the negotiating table to demand a payout wearing Gucci Ghutrahs, riding expensive horses with almost all their teeth, and sporting top flight… Continue Reading →

Ivy League School Attacks Conservative Speaker; Invites Terrorist

Here’s how Columbia University stormed the stage and attacked a conservative speaker last year. But now at the request of the Iranian government, Columbia University will host the president of a terrorist regime which is right now responsible for the… Continue Reading →

Hillary: Oh Yeah, and People Would Die Too

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton yesterday warned that a terror attack could boost the GOP’s efforts to hold on to the White House. It seems to have slipped her mind that thousands would also possibly die. “It’s a horrible prospect to… Continue Reading →

Newspaper Pinpoints Doctor’s Home to Animal Rights Terrorists

LA Weekly wrote a story this week on how a group of animal rights activists placed an explosive under a doctor’s car because he’s done research work with cats and rhesus monkeys at the Jules Stein Eye Institute at UCLA…. Continue Reading →

England Outlaws “War on Terror”; Begins War on…Doctors!

The 2007 Head in the Sand award goes to….(drumroll please)…Great Britain! Read this headline from the Christian Science Monitor: “After attacks, foreign doctors face new scrutiny in Britain” This from new Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who recently outlawed the term… Continue Reading →

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