Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 26 Nov

    Church Of Obama

    Much discussed over the past few days is which Church will Obama join. Obama’s failure to attend Church this past weekend was noted, but chalked up by some to the fact that…

  2. 26 Nov

    Today On CMR – November 25, 2008

    The Kmiec Catholic Re-Education Camp—Sign up now before they come and bring you there anyway! Catholics Need Not Apply (To Catholic School)—Catholic School dumps the Catholic for coin. England Proves Chesterton Right…Again—A…

  3. 25 Nov

    The Kmiec Catholic Re-Education Camp

    Are you having trouble understanding how voting pro-choice is actually a pro-life decision? Experiencing difficulty seeing how the most radically pro-abortion President is actually the best thing to happen to babies since…

  4. 25 Nov

    Catholics Need Not Apply (To Catholic School)

    In the diocese of Arlington there exists the reasonable requirement, in my considerably cultivated judgment, that the headmasters of any Catholic school should be Catholic. The Trustees of Notre Dame Catholic High…

  5. 25 Nov

    England Proves Chesterton Right…Again

    Would it be a surprise to GK Chesterton that as faith dwindles in his homeland, belief in the supernatural would soar? OK. Let me thumb through my mental index of Chesterton quotes…

  6. 25 Nov

    Today On CMR – November 24, 2008

    Santa’s a Jerk—He’s no saint. He’s practically Archie Bunker with a beard! Cease The Peace—My suggestions on where to stick the Sign of Peace. Save the Tofurkey!—We are shocked, horrified, and hungry.…

  7. 24 Nov

    Santa’s a Jerk

    Last night, all of a sudden everything became Christmasy around my house. I was going through the house taking down Halloween decorations. (I know it’s late. I know! Don’t you dare judge…

  8. 24 Nov

    Save the Tofurkey!

    Vegetarians around the planet were horrified to learn today that the popular Thanksgiving dish for vegetarians called Tofurkey doesn’t actually derive from the vegetarian bean curd known as Tofu but from a…

  9. 24 Nov

    Cease The Peace

    As was reported last year, Pope Benedict has asked that the placement of the Sign of Peace be reviewed perhaps placing it earlier where it will be less disruptive to the preparation…

  10. 24 Nov

    Weekend On CMR – November 22-23, 2008

    The Last Gasp of the Hippies—Priest faces excommunication for participating in female ordination. Modernly Immaterial—L’Osservatore Romano updates itself to irrelevance. The Culture of Death and Miracle of Life—Must see video about the…