Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 24 Aug

    No Genetically Modified Jesus!

    Imagine the Eucharist, the body and blood of Jesus, with some genes derived from bacteria that repel certain common pests? No? You obviously are not alone. Fr Sean McDonagh says that if…

  2. 24 Aug

    Now I Feel Better About What We Do Here

    According to the Norwich Bulletin, the Rev. James Martin says humor is good for the Catholic soul. Now we here at CMR are often accused of taking things too lightly. But we…

  3. 23 Aug

    Who Said It?

    Who said this infamous line? “The next Republican that tells me I’m not religious, I’m gonna shove my rosary beads down their throat!” H/T The Corner

  4. 23 Aug

    Looks Like Biden?

    The rumor mill is cranking and CNN is confirming that Sen. Joe Biden, the one person who likes to hear himself talk more than Obama, is the likely VP nominee. This promises…

  5. 23 Aug

    Today on CMR – August 22, 2008

    A Bumper Crop!—No matter who Obama chooses, CMR has the bumper sticker! Far Too Busy To Want To Be Priests—If Catholics understood what a “powerful role women religious have,” they would never…

  6. 22 Aug

    A Bumper Crop!

    We at CMR like to be prepared. No matter who Obama chooses as his running mate, we have a bumper sticker ready to go! If Obama chooses Governor Tim Kaine of Virginia:…

  7. 22 Aug

    Far Too Busy To Want To Be Priests

    The awesome Kathryn Jean Lopez of National Review writes today in the Wall Street Journal about the nonsensical Womenpriests and their mock ordinations. After providing some background, she then contrasts these unhappy…

  8. 22 Aug

    White House Ducks Birth Control Battle

    The White House wimped out. That’s what I believe happened today. The White House did some good and then avoided a nasty fight in an election year. The Bush administration was looking…