Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 29 Jun

    Schism! No Not Those Guys, The Other Guys.

    The Anglican Church has split! Meeting in Jerusalem at the Global Anglican Future Conference, the conservative members of the Anglican Church, many of whom will be boycotting next month’s Lambeth conference issued…

  2. 28 Jun

    Crucified Ronald McDonald Is A Cliche

    This story from the Hornsey and Crouch Journal has every element I love in a sacrilegious art story. First, introduce the brave courageous artist, bring in the overreacting Christians, sprinkle on a…

  3. 28 Jun

    The Etiquette of Indecent Exposure

    Apropos of nothing but way too waggish to ignore, I give you J.D. Carriere. cmrHT to Jeff Culbreath. You have, Dear Reader, perhaps had stuck between your teeth something vegetable; a poppy…

  4. 28 Jun

    Doomed! Big Fireball. Doomed.

    Gianna Talone Sullivan claims to have visions of the Virgin Mary. I am not one of those immediate skeptics that thinks that any and all visions or claims of apparitions are de…

  5. 28 Jun

    Today on CMR – June 27, 2008

    All Hail King Kennedy—Meet the most powerful man in America. Take the Money, Leave the Faith—Archdiocese is creating faith-based schools without the faith. SSPX Williamson: Rejoice in Formal Schism!—Bishop Williamson tries to…

  6. 27 Jun

    All Hail King Kennedy

    History is largely made up of stories of men and women struggling for power. Our history books are filled with battles between someone was king and someone who wanted to be king.…

  7. 27 Jun

    SSPX Williamson: Rejoice in Formal Schism!

    Bishop Richard Williamson has persistently been the most hard line of the leadership of the SSPX. Over the past days there has been much talk about the pre-conditions set by Rome for…

  8. 27 Jun

    Take the Money, Leave the Faith

    On June 16, seven Roman Catholic schools in Washington, D.C., were transformed into seven public charter schools by a unanimous vote of the D.C. Public Charter School Board. It’s a conversion story…

  9. 27 Jun

    Today on CMR – June 26, 2008

    You Might Not Be A Catholic If…—If you see yourself in any of these you may not be a Catholic. U.S. Bishops Engage in Sympathy Boycott—You’ll never guess the movie they’re condemning.…

  10. 26 Jun

    You Might Not Be A Catholic If…

    When asked what religion you are, you say, “I was raised Catholic…” If you’ve said, “I’m a Catholic but I think for myself…” You refer in an un-mocking manner to “The Spirit…