Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 20 October 2026

Creative
Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 02 May

    Bring Barbers out of the Back Alley

    Ive heard that there are people getting haircuts in garages, back alleys, and other unsanitary places. In these uncertain times, we should legalize hair salons and barber shops to make them safer…

  2. 30 Apr

    The Atlantic: Censorship Is Necessary and Good. Yay China!

    I’m actually not kidding. That’s pretty much what they say. Some idiot Harvard Law professor put his pom moms on for Chinese style censorship. These guys hate people. They certainly hate Americans.…

  3. 30 Apr

    The Old Normal Wasn’t That Great

    I’m interested in what we’re calling the new normal. Hey folks remember, the old normal wasn’t that great. Maybe this can act as a reset button culturally. Probably not though, right? I…

  4. 29 Apr

    They’ve Monetized the Back Alley

    Progressives said they had to legalize abortion so as to create standards to protect women. And now they say they have to remove standards to protect women. All that’s happened is they’ve…

  5. 23 Apr

    My Wife is Quarantining All Wrong!!!

    My wife is quarantining wrong. When I’m told to stay home for months at a time I look at it like a prison sentence with my adorable children. I think we’re supposed…

  6. 16 Apr

    My Solemn Prayer for this Pandemic

    I pray that this pandemic brings people back to Christ and when the churches reopen they are filled…but none of you newbies better be in my family’s pew. Or else.

  7. 16 Apr

    WWE Considered Essential. Churches Still Closed

    Florida deems WWE pro-wrestling ‘essential business’ amid coronavirus pandemic. But churches across the country are still closed. What if we promised to wear spandex and spray tans? Hey, Catholics have been free…

  8. 16 Apr

    Notes from the Apocalypse II

    I believe it was TS Eliot who said “April is the cruelest month” but most forget the rest of that immortal line which reads “but March pretty much blows too.” I keep…