Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 21 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 31 Aug

    I guess the media actually loves Catholics!

    Gee, for years I thought the media was opposed to Catholicism. But the way the media is defending the pope so vociferously is quite heartening. I guess I had them all wrong.…

  2. 30 Aug

    The Most Insane Church Events…This Week

    The Catholic Church is currently attempting to break a record for a certain amount of a certain substance hitting the fan in the space of one week. And just when you think…

  3. 20 Aug

    What dollar figure would make abortion worth it?

    Chelsea Clinton said that abortion is awesome because it’s got great benefits to the economy: Whether you fundamentally care about reproductive rights and access rights, because these are not the same thing,…

  4. 09 Aug

    Notre Dame Refuses to Revoke Honor of McCarrick -For Now

    Last week, The Catholic University of America withdrew the honorary degree it had awarded to Archbishop Theodore McCarrick over a decade earlier. Fordham University had done the same earlier. In light of…

  5. 03 Aug

    #goodparentingproblems

    My 18 year old daughter asked if she could stay out until 1 am tonight. “What! No way! Are you crazy? Why?” was my completely rational reaponse in my completely rational tone.…

  6. 02 Aug

    Well, We’re Not Talking About the Abuse Crisis Today

    Well, you’ve got to give it to Pope Francis. We’re not talking about the sex abuse crisis today. Lifesitenews: BREAKING: Pope Francis changes Catechism to declare death penalty ‘inadmissible’ catechism, catechism of…

  7. 26 Jul

    The Worst Most Perfect Catholic Story of 2018

    Controversy about who’s singing what for the Pope. This is it! It’s the perfect story to precisely encapsulate our era of deranged self absorption, lunacy, and apathy. It couldn’t be better. Put…