Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 13 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 01 Aug

    The Left Demands Even More Death from Democrats

    Just in time for the complete Republican implosion, the Democrats go and threaten to pull defeat from the jaws of victory. I kid. I kid. Actually, the Republicans are screwed. The Democratic…

  2. 01 Aug

    Wait, Do We Have to Bake a Cake for This, Too?

    It’s a p.r. stunt lawsuit…that’s been allowed to move forward by a court. Yup. You can’t even be funny anymore. Washington Times: Chris Sevier says that if same-sex couples are able to…

  3. 25 Jul

    This is Why Charlie Gard Matters

    Charlie Gard’s parents have dropped the petition to treat their child in the United States, stating that endless delays have pushed him past the point of even the possibility of recovery. So…

  4. 24 Jul

    College Educted Libs are Least Tolerant

    Tell me something I don’t know. College educated liberals are the most intolerant of others political beliefs because for them politics is religion. The funny thing is that every conservative knows this…

  5. 21 Jul

    Putting the “You” in Eugenics

    Since being spoiled for a few decades by the Nazis, eugenics is becoming all the rage again. The most recent example is a new program in White County, Tennessee, which offers inmates…

  6. 21 Jul

    Nicole Brown Could Not be Reached for Comment

    I know. I know. Everyone keeps telling me that the parole board COULD NOT take into account OJ’s infamous history. I’m just saying that I know it’s not strictly right. But I’d…

  7. 20 Jul

    Prayers for Political Opponents are not Hypocritical

    I remember a few years ago feeling weird about offering prayers for Ruth Vader Ginsburg. I did it anyway. It’s not hypocrisy for those who’ve long vehemently opposed Senator McCain to offer…