I wonder if he’ll throw like a girl.

Or how about this one. I bet he throws two balls.

Or as Weasel Zippers wondered “Are hot dogs half off?”

At the first official “Pride Night” for the St. Louis Cardinals, the ceremonial first pitch will be thrown by transgender entertainer Tassandra Crush, reports multiple LBGTQ media outlets. It is believed to be the first time a transgender individual will throw a first pitch at a Major League Baseball game.

The game is on Friday, August 25 at Busch Stadium, and special Pride Night themed Cardinals hats will be the team’s promotional giveaway.4

Crush is Pride St. Louis’ reigning Queen of Pride.

Do these people know their audience at all? The thing is, they don’t care because they know that people won’t boycott. They’ll just keep coming and buying peanuts and cracker jacks.

Insert quote here about evil and good men doing nothing.

*subhead*I won’t be there.*subhead*