Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 25 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 10 Dec

    Priest Calls for Less Babies

    Fr. William Grimm who runs UCANews, a Catholic news organization, is calling a Vatican push to increase childbirths “stupid” and “immoral.” You know, ’cause it’s not like we were told to be…

  2. 10 Dec

    GOP See Obama Weakened, Quickly Surrender

    Congressman Paul Ryan is about to cut a deal that will break the sequester. You know, because Obama’s poll numbers are a calamity so the GOP sees this as a good time…

  3. 09 Dec

    The War On Religion Is Real And We Are Losing

    These days, we hear so much about “the war on …” this or that, we have learned to drown it out as hyperbolic nonsense promoted by those with an agenda. The war…

  4. 08 Dec

    Judge Orders Baker to Make Wedding Cake

    Sure, you have freedom to worship. But it’ll cost ya’. Yes. It’s come to this. We have judges ordering bakers to make cakes for a same-sex couple or else pay heavy fines…

  5. 06 Dec

    School Goes All Burger Meister Meister Burger on Christmas

    Hilarious. What a bunch of nutball hippie fascists. This school has gone totally Burger Meister Meister Burger on Christmas. This wacko school makes rules saying children are not allowed to reference Christmas,…

  6. 06 Dec

    Note to Self: Teach Child How to Draw Snowflakes

    Here’s a quick way to be called in for an emergency parent-teacher conference (along with a representative of the ADL). HT Twitchy *subhead*Not the Nazis.*subhead*