Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 26 September 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 28 Aug

    Good News for Fans of STD’s

    Gonorrhea and Chlamydia, the great comedy team from the 60’s is back and better than ever. Hilarity ensues. And rashes. And pain too. Lots and lots of pain. CBS reports: Sacramento County’s…

  2. 27 Aug

    Consequences of the Unintended Kind

    This is not good news. Missile strikes against Syria could be launched “as early as Thursday” senior U.S. officials said Tuesday as the White House intensified efforts toward an international response to…

  3. 27 Aug

    Catholic Answers Needs Help

    This great apostolate is in need of saving. If you can give, please do so. HT Pewsitter *subhead*Need.*subhead*

  4. 27 Aug

    HuffPo Frets 50 Abortuaries Shut Down Since 2010

    Over 50 abortion clinics have closed down in the past three years, according to a new study from The Huffington Post. At least 54 abortion providers across 27 states have shut down…

  5. 26 Aug

    Mostly Dead Patients Are Not In Fact Dead

    Hey, you know all those people who’ve been declared to be in a vegetative state and then starved to death. Well, it turns out that they may not have…uhm…technically…been in what some…

  6. 26 Aug

    Pastor: No Weaves in Church

    When the Bible says “even the very hairs of your head are all numbered” I don’t think wigs and weaves were included. My first instinct was to make fun of this story.…

  7. 26 Aug

    The Red Line of Death

    It is increasingly clear that the Syrian government did indeed use chemical weapons against it own people. This is a crime against humanity that cries out for justice. The only remaining question…