Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 26 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 30 Aug

    Nun-Sense

    This story makes me sad. Church progressives and the liberal press using a 100 year old nun to push for female ordination. A Chicago nun is celebrating her 100th birthday today —…

  2. 29 Aug

    The Beard!

    I have had some facial hair for probably 60% of my adult life. Most of the time my beard has been a trimmed van dyke (goatee). Every once in a while I…

  3. 29 Aug

    Ugh. Iowa Dems Pray for Abortion Rights on Video

    Iowa Democrat gubernatorial candidates join abortion activists in prayer for increased abortion access. “We pray for women who’ve been made afraid of their own power by their paternalistic religion.” They pray for…

  4. 29 Aug

    How Dads Show Love

    My wife and I just had our 16th wedding anniversary. My kids were making fun of me about how often I underwhelm on these big days. The card and the flowers aren’t…

  5. 28 Aug

    School Says Cheerleader Outfits too Skimpy for Class

    A number of schools in Florida are banning their own cheerleader uniforms from class, because the outfits are too skimpy and don’t live up to the schools’ dress codes, according to The…

  6. 28 Aug

    Our Foregin Policy In a Nutshell

    Statement of Foreign Policy. Dear Tyrant, Please stick to approved methods of slaughtering your people. If you use unapproved methods of slaughtering your people, we will conduct telegraphed brief and limited military…

  7. 28 Aug

    Worst Video Game About Abortion Ever: Choice: Texas

    How does a video game sound where you attempt to procure an abortion in Texas? Yeah, me too. In the proposed video game “Choice: Texas” players will choose a character from varying…