Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 3 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 13 Feb

    Joe Camel Evil, Condom Pops Fun

    Hey remember when Joe Camel was declared evil because he appealed to children to try something that was dangerous for them. But it’s perfectly awesome for Planned Parenthood to entice young people…

  2. 13 Feb

    Conclave & The Media: The Silly Season

    Nothing brings the kooks out like a conclave. The Catholic Church is unique in so many ways. In the the silly season that is the weeks leading into a conclave, the Catholic…

  3. 13 Feb

    CNN vs The Catholic Church

    CNN has an editorial called “Why next pope must open up church and usher in Vatican III” prominently featured on its website. It rails against the Catholic Church and advises the Church…

  4. 13 Feb

    Cardinal Peter Turkson, Shhh

    Cardinal Peter Turkson gave a wide ranging interview to the UK Telegraph about his vision and what it would mean if he is elected Pope. He told The Daily Telegraph Tuesday that…

  5. 13 Feb

    The Next Big Thing

    Gestural control has been a contender for the next big thing for some time. This gizmo may make it a reality. I understand that this will be available in Q2. Priced at…

  6. 12 Feb

    Most Hilarious Boxing Flop…Evah!

    Released last November by the Atlanta Falcons, defensive end Ray Edwards returned to the boxing ring. His opponent was…a bit overmatched. He must have thought so too because about 15 seconds into…

  7. 12 Feb

    The Geographical Pope

    I am not a big fan of the geographical methods for selecting a Pope. Selecting a pope from [here] would mean this and send that message, but selecting a pope from [there]…

  8. 12 Feb

    The Next Pope Is Not Who You Expect

    The next Pope will not be who the media expects. You know how I know this? Because the last two Popes have not been who the media expects. This is, quite simply,…

  9. 12 Feb

    Catholic School Official Fired for Blogging on Gay Marriage

    A Catholic school assistant principal was fired yesterday for blogging in support of gay marriage, according to news reports. The Archdiocese of Cincinnati fired Mike Moroski from Purcell Marian High School, telling…