Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 6 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 29 May

    Robot Prison Guards! Ouch.

    South Korea is unveiling new robot prison guards with responsibilities to include futuristic cavity searches, according to IO9. The robot has been designed to patrol a prison autonomously, but an IPad will…

  2. 28 May

    Gay Bar Refuses Straights

    A San Francisco gay bar has banned bachelorette parties, saying “any celebration of straight marriage” is banned, according to LA Weekly. Now, you might remember the story about The Timber Creek Bed…

  3. 26 May

    The Butler Did It! Seriously

    You can’t make this stuff up. The butler did it. Pope Benedict XVI’s trusted butler was busted yesterday by Vatican police for allegedly stealing the pontiff’s personal papers and sparking a five-month…

  4. 26 May

    Father of Six Discover He’s A Woman!

    This is the weirdest story of the day: A Colorado man who was admitted to the hospital for a kidney stone received surprising news when the nurse came back with test results…

  5. 25 May

    Oh No! Son Of Boing Boing!

    Don’t do it. I am serious, don’t do it. I have nothing against Rand Paul, other than his wacko Dad named him after a utilitarian dipstick, but this news scares me. Mitt…

  6. 24 May

    White House Lie: Our Door is Open to Bishops

    The Cafferty File on CNN has a typically unbalanced report on the lawsuit against the HHS mandate. But this isn’t about the bias, it’s about how the Obama administration regularly lies. Here’s…

  7. 24 May

    NY Proposes Ban on Anonymous Comments

    I am no fan of anonymous comments. As a conservative, if I don’t like them I can choose to turn them off. Liberals (even Republican liberals) are not content to make their…

  8. 24 May

    Study: IVF Puts Women in Danger

    You know how pretty much any study that says there may be an increased rate of cancer if you use your cell phone, drink soda, eat meat or cook your lunch in…