Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 7 November 2026

Creative
Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 17 Apr

    Your IPad Ultrasound

    The pop you hear is the sound of pro-aborts heads exploding. The abortion industry essentially spend about 75 percent of their money and time on making sure women don’t ever see what’s…

  2. 17 Apr

    Fr. Cassian Folsom on the “Humble Priest”

    I had the good fortune to be in attendance this weekend at the annual meeting of the Institute on Religious Life held at Mundelein Seminary in Illinois. The recipient of this year’s…

  3. 17 Apr

    Belgian Bishop Calls For Married (Women?)Priests

    The Pope just got done scolding Austrian priests for their disobedience in calling for married clergy (one thing) and female ordination (another.) So no sooner does the Pope say this when the…

  4. 17 Apr

    Stuck in a Binky Drought

    This is the latest guest post from blogger Rebecca Frech. It’s another great one and we’ve been so happy to have her here this past month. Can you hear the crying in…

  5. 17 Apr

    Effin Beckel, Effin Liberals

    Bob Beckel says the F-word on Hannity tonight. In fairness, he didn’t realize that they had come back from break. That is bad enough (But accidents happen) but then he did what…

  6. 17 Apr

    Lib Radio Host: “Scum, Nazi Pope.”

    Remember when everyone in the media lit their torches and sharpened their pitchforks for Rush Limbaugh for calling a woman who wanted the Catholic Church to pay for her contraception a “slut.”…

  7. 16 Apr

    Jose Canseco Thinks You’re Stupid

    In what might be the greatest series of tweets ever tweeted, infamous dumb guy Jose Canseco says global warming could’ve saved the Titanic and then scolded global warming deniers for not understanding…

  8. 16 Apr

    Tick Tock–The SSPX Waiting Game

    Can you hear it? Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. That is the sound of a giant time bomb getting ready to explode. The SSPX has submitted its response to Rome and…

  9. 16 Apr

    I Think This Movie Hates People

    I’m not boycotting movie director Joss Whedon or anything. I’m just saying I’m not very interested in his movies or television shows anymore. Look, I’m a Joss Whedon guy. I watched Buffy.…

  10. 16 Apr

    Hello Atheist, My Old Friend

    Here’s the latest from Dan Lord, who’s writing some guest posts this month: I’m not sure how many soi-disant atheists troll the clear waters of Creative Minority Report, so I’m thinking of…