Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 7 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 07 Mar

    Where are the Good Christian Non-B!#@hes on TV?

    Where are the good Christians on television? They don’t seem to be on GCB, the new ABC show. GCB stands for Good Christians Bitches from the book of the same name. It…

  2. 07 Mar

    We Are So Friggin’ Doomed

    Obama, HHS Mandates, Romney, Obamacare, liberty, none of it matters. Not one single thing matters because we are so friggin’ doomed. Evil. Killer. Robot. Doomed. There is no negotiating with robots that…

  3. 07 Mar

    Romney Still Needs To Win Me

    Numbers are numbers. Rick Santorum has done an incredible job running for this nomination. Incredible. With 10% of the money and maybe 1% of the organization of Mitt Romney, yet still he…

  4. 07 Mar

    The Myth of Consequence Free Sex

    I know a guy who married the wrong woman because for the first time in his life he was having sex. And he was fooled into thinking he was in love—for a…

  5. 06 Mar

    Laughable Hypcorisy from Obama

    President Obama held a press conference today, mainly to tee off on Limbaugh. Firstly, the media are a bunch of boobs because not one of them asked a substantive about the HHS…

  6. 06 Mar

    Kirk Cameron is the New Limbaugh

    Kirk Cameron told Piers Morgan that homosexual marriage is “destructive” and “detrimental” to society. That’s like chum in the water for the media sharks. Fresh from their Limbaugh maiming, they’re seeking the…

  7. 06 Mar

    The Evolution Of A Right

    Morally Repugnant BehaviorMorally Repugnant, but private behavior.Morally Questionable, but private behavior.Private Behavior, not spoken about in public.Private Behavior, sometimes mentioned in public.Private Behavior, mentioned frequently in public.Public Behavior, but somewhat disrespected.Public Behavior,…

  8. 05 Mar

    Don’t Take Your Pet to this Animal Hospital

    If the neighborhood’s stray cat continues to walk into our house every time we open the door, maybe I’ll take him here. Catz. It’s what’s for dinner. HT Failblog