Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 7 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 15 Feb

    The Lunchbox Police

    All your lunchbox are belong to us. Mom packed a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, potato chips and apple juice in her daughter’s lunchbox. Enter the lunchbox police. A North Carolina…

  2. 15 Feb

    My Nanny Diaries

    The Nanny Diaries by CMR buddy Julie Robison: Four months ago, I started a new job as a Jack-of-all-Trades. I create and acquire art, and open galleries. I’m into urban planning, total…

  3. 15 Feb

    A Uniter Not A Divider

    Obama has done what the Pope cannot, he has united Catholics. Most Catholics think Obama stinks as president. 59 percent of Catholics don’t approve of his job performance. Yup, the same Catholics…

  4. 14 Feb

    Like a Baby Boy Band But Better

    Pat is in a meeting so he can’t stop me from putting up a baby video. He’s always yelling at me that whenever he’s stuck in a meeting and can’t be on…

  5. 14 Feb

    Some Valentine’s Day Advice from Al Sharpton

    This may be the greatest video of all time. It could also be the most painful. Al Sharpton gives mock advice to men for Valentine’s Day. For one thing, I think Sharpton…

  6. 14 Feb

    Poor Nicky Minaj Missed a Memo

    Just a decade or two ago, a little anti-Catholicism went a long way. It got you glowing media and adoring fans and all the attention a growing pop star needed to feed…

  7. 14 Feb

    Barbara WaWa Said What?

    As Newsbusters put it, hell just froze over. On The View, Barbara Walters defended Rick Santorums statements on radical feminism dismissing women who choose to stay home. Well, maybe hell just got…