Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 24 October 2026

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The Lunchbox Police

All your lunchbox are belong to us.

Mom packed a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, potato chips and apple juice in her daughter’s lunchbox. Enter the lunchbox police.

A North Carolina elementary school forced a preschool student to eat cafeteria chicken nuggets for lunch on Jan. 30 after officials reportedly determined that her homemade meal wasn’t up to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s standards for healthfulness, according to a report from the Carolina Journal.

The newspaper reported that the four-year-old girl brought a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, potato chips and apple juice in her packed lunch from home. That meal didn’t meet with approval from the government agent who was on site inspecting kids’ lunches that day.

The Department of Health and Human Services’ Division of Child Development and Early Education requires that all lunches served in pre-kindergarten programs must meet USDA guidelines. Meals, the guidelines say, must include one serving each of meat, milk and grain and two servings of fruit or vegetables. Those guidelines apply to home-packed lunches as well as cafeteria meals.

To answer your question, no. There is no end to what liberals think they know better about. No limit.

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