Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 8 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 22 Nov

    A Super Super Committee

    So the super committee failed. Miserably. Did anyone expect something different? Look we all knew it never stood a chance. So now we move onto charade #3. Charade #3: Wherein both sides…

  2. 22 Nov

    If Batman Were OWS

    This Bat-signal type symbol was shone on a building during the Occupy Wall Street madness a few days ago. It got me wondering though what an OWS superhero would be like. Bruce…

  3. 21 Nov

    Crash & Burn: A Marathon Cautionary Tale

    After a five year layoff, I completed my fifth marathon. Yay. Honestly, I thought it might never end. It wasn’t even in my mind. When I first got off the couch just…

  4. 21 Nov

    Contraception is Like Communism

    The contraceptive culture is like communism. It doesn’t work in long term real world application and only exacerbates the exact problems they were meant to fight. When things get worse we’re told…

  5. 21 Nov

    Pamela Anderson Playing the Virgin Mary Says It All

    Pamela Anderson, the silicon enhanced sex tape star and Playboy centerfold, will be playing the Virgin Mary in a sketch comedy show that will appear on the Comedy Network and in Canada.…

  6. 19 Nov

    Home Stretch: In Philly

    Well, this is it. I am at Matt’s house and now just mere hours away from the marathon. I am psyched and a little nervous. It has been five years since I…

  7. 18 Nov

    Environmentalist Nuts vs. Animal Right Nuts

    This is just priceless. In 2006, voters in the state of Washington went all hippy and passed an initiative that required utilities to buy wind power for energy. So a bunch of…

  8. 18 Nov

    Wedding Photo Of Doom

    Michael and Nancy wanted to get married. They booked the hall and everything was set to go. Their family and friends gathered at the lodge they had booked for their wedding. When…