Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 10 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 30 Aug

    The Land Of Luther Is A Silly Place

    That darn Pope is such a sourpuss because he does not jettison everything Catholics believe in some naive gesture of ecumenism toward an ecclesial community that probably won’t even be around in…

  2. 29 Aug

    U.G.L.Y. You Ain’t Got No Alibi

    Boy, in addition to being really stupid, the editorial staff at the NY Times must be really ugly as well if they print this nonsense. Writing in the Times, Daniel S. Hamermesh,…

  3. 29 Aug

    Ron Paul Is An Idiot.

    You know, every time we talk presidential politics on CMR, somebody will send us an email or write a comment about ALL Catholics should be supporting Ron Paul. There are so many…

  4. 29 Aug

    Chart O’Death

    The summer of our discontent. Picture, thousand words and all that.

  5. 28 Aug

    My Hurricane Went Better Than This Guy’s Did

    So I’m at my Mom’s house in New York riding out the hurricane. We lost a big tree but the whole thing was pretty uneventful. Not as uneventful as our earthquake but…

  6. 27 Aug

    Hunker This

    As we prepare for a direct hit from Hurricane Irene, I find myself in a mood. It is not the wind. It is not the rain. If one more person uses the…

  7. 26 Aug

    Good News. Dallas Has 19 New Seminarians

    The Diocese of Dallas just announced a record number of 19 new seminarians, according to the CNA. How awesome is that? The Diocese of Dallas has a record number of 19 new…

  8. 26 Aug

    This May Be The Worst Movie Ever

    OK. Someone may need to stage an intervention with Adam Sandler. The only dificulty is finding anyone to come to the intervention that actually likes Adam Sandler. Seriously, this looks like the…

  9. 26 Aug

    This Soccer Coach Really Wants to Whistle

    A soccer coach whose season has started out 2-2 has figured out what he needs to turn the season around. He needs to learn to whistle. He’s so desperate to learn to…