Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 28 Oct

    B-List Celebs Warns Against Voting GOP

    This is just awesome because of how bad it is. I mean really laughably bad. Ed Wood would walk out on this. This makes me really really want to vote next Tuesday.…

  2. 28 Oct

    Scientists Claim to Find Liberal Gene

    Some scientists claim to have discovered the “liberal gene.” Of course you and I know that this is one of the stupidest thing you’ll ever read but if we were to take…

  3. 27 Oct

    Transfats Laws Just Like Abortion Laws?

    The Baltimore city health department fined a business called Healthy Choice John’s Barbecue, for violating the ban on trans fats. The city passed a law making it illegal to sell foods they…

  4. 27 Oct

    Couric: Middle America = “The Great Unwashed”

    I was going to put this on our links page (The Reader) but it’s just too priceless. Too perfect. It says it all. Katie Couric’s producer says the reason nobody watches her…

  5. 27 Oct

    Vatican: What Promised Land?

    Promised land? What promised land? Chosen people? Not anymore. So sayeth the Synod of Middle Eastern Bishops. In the closing statement of the Synod on the Middle East, the Bishops issued a…

  6. 27 Oct

    Future Speaker Boehner — I Pray All Day

    Future Speaker Boehner (whose skin tone, according to some paleo-socio-archaeologists, is probably very similar to that of a very famous first century semite) say that he prays all day- every day. What…

  7. 27 Oct

    Women Abort Because They Love Motherhood

    I’ve seen this tactic being used more and more by the pro-death crowd. Pro-aborts argue in favor of killing babies out of love because they want their imaginary children to be given…

  8. 26 Oct

    The Craziest Story on the Internet

    We covered lots of serious stuff today so here’s some silliness for you guys. Here’s the question being asked all over the interwebs. Did a Woman Travel Through Time to Attend a…