Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 08 Oct

    This Woman Wants You to Masturbate

    Yup. Sharon Begley of Newsweek rips Christine O’Donnell for her stance against masturbation. She says the prohibition against masturbation is like…sooooo unscientific. (Not real science, the kind of science they make up…

  2. 08 Oct

    Don’t Send Your Kids to this Christian College

    This is pretty awful if it is what it seems to be. The video says it’s part of a freshman orientation performance for students of Gustavus Adolphus College in Minnesota, a Lutheran…

  3. 08 Oct

    ? vs. the Twin Relics of Barbarism

    When the Republican Party held their first convention in 1856 the delegates adopted a platform stating “It is the duty of Congress to prohibit in the territories those twin relics of barbarism,…

  4. 08 Oct

    The Rain — Misinterpreted

    The Sachem of a tribe of native Americans likes being the head Indian. Other men in the tribe are concerned. They have been through a long drought and supplies are low. The…

  5. 07 Oct

    When Patrick Finally Catches a Deer…

    My brother and co-blogger Patrick has been out deer hunting a few times this season and he’s caught…NOTHING. Nada. But I’m not here to rub it in ’cause that’s not how I…

  6. 07 Oct

    Hilarious Crazy Movie Review of Secretariat

    This is a tale of two movie reviews. One sane. The other…well not so much. After reading snippets of both you’ll hardly believe they’re talking about the same movie. Steven Greydanus writes…

  7. 07 Oct

    This Week in Eugenics

    We here at CMR have noticed that eugenics never really went away. Hitler gave it a bad name so they simply started calling it family planning, overpopulation, and environmentalism. But it’s still…

  8. 07 Oct

    My Mom Is REALLY Going To Kill Me

    A Local Fox affiliate in Michigan covered a new pro-life billboard. The billboard in Marinette, Michigan shows a worried pregnant teen with a though bubble saying “My mom is going to kill…

  9. 07 Oct

    Dear Stay at Home Moms, Get a Job!

    Hey stay at home Moms, cut it out. Get a job. You’re wrecking it for the rest of the women who are out in the real world. Either ditch the apron for…

  10. 06 Oct

    Environut Ad Lynches Little Girl

    What is it with these nutty environmentalist groups putting out ads that are so blatantly anti-human? We all know that they’re anti-human but it just shows they’ve gone so far over the…