Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 26 September 2026

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Kate Upton: Yeah, I’m Religious. Tattoos Cross on her Finger

Kate Upton got a cross tattooed on her finger. Good for her, I guess. I’m not a big fan of tats but she ain’t me so whatever.

The story she tells about why she got the cross tattoo is kinda’ interesting though:

The stunning supermodel got a tattoo of a cross on her finger so she could always show her devotion to God, she explained in the September issue of Elle.

“I was at a photo shoot and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a joke like, ‘Why are you wearing a cross? Like you would be religious.’ And then they took [my necklace] away,” Upton told the magazine. “I was really affected by that. The whole thing made me realize that I do want [a cross] with me, at all times.”

I would link to the Fox News article but they put up all sorts of pictures of Kate Upton half dressed. They do that a lot, don’t they? It half seems that the Fox News website is manned by teenage boys.

Anyway, good to hear that Kate Upton is a Christian even though she’s mocked for it. We’re all in different places on our spiritual journey. It’s easy to mock models so I won’t. I much prefer to mock bioethicists, college professors, and politicians.

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