Month January 2009
Jon Stewart (Yes, That Jon Stewart) has a very pointed and very funny piece about the the same ol’ rhetoric being treated in a whole new way thanks to the golden lips that deliver it. Kudos to Stewart for being… Continue Reading →
I watched this moving video (ht to Philosopher Mom) and I was left speechless. What would I risk to be a Christian? Sure we “suffer” ridicule and maybe a little ostracization. But I live in a free country (for now)… Continue Reading →
A group of comedians, satirists, and humorists held a press conference today to announce that with the inauguration of Barack Obama that comedy would be drastically different. Kathy Griffin, Janeane Garafalo, and Bill Maher gathered with even lesser known comedians… Continue Reading →
Leg Tingle Epidemic Stresses E.R.’s—Thousands report disturbing symptoms -journalists hardest hit. Who Am I? Who Cares….—The best laid plans of ex Vice Presidents and men often go awry. Oy Vey! Shut Up Already!—The non story that won’t go away. He… Continue Reading →
January 20 – (Washington D.C.) An alarming outbreak of a mysterious disease has health officials puzzled. Emergency rooms around the Capitol and across the country are being visited by thousands of people who are reporting alarming “leg tingles” which started… Continue Reading →
You may not know me. I used to be Vice President of the United States. I managed to lose a presidential election in an historic manner and dragged the country through the courts for weeks before conceding the obvious. Despondent,… Continue Reading →
Vatican To Complaining Jews: Oy Vey! Shut Up Already! Well alright, it is a colloquial paraphrasing of what they said, but that certainly is the intent. VATICAN CITY – The Vatican says Jewish complaints about Pope Benedict XVI’s commitment to… Continue Reading →
As Tuesday’s temperature low will be 18 degrees, I think we all must agree that Barack Obama just by being inaugurated has cured the planet of global warming! Hooray! I’ve got to tell you, I didn’t think he could do… Continue Reading →
CMR’s Secret Anti-Abortion Plot—Our ingenious plot must be kept quiet. Read this and then throw out your computer. New Movie About Abortion—Seems pretty powerful and disturbing. I warn you. Dalai Lama: I ♥ Bush—The Dalai Lama would make liberals scream… Continue Reading →
Shhh. Don’t tell anyone about this. But here’s the plan to bankrupt Planned Parenthood. You know the “conscience rule” which is scheduled to take effect tomorrow, on President Bush’s last day in office. According to the rule, doctors can refuse… Continue Reading →