We Laugh Because We Believe

Month June 2009

CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol XIII)

══ 1 ══ The Apocalypse Will be like Aliens…But Ickier According to Environmental Graffiti: This horror movie monster was a hidden stowaway in crates carrying other sea creatures. And for a while it just acted like a teenager by breaking… Continue Reading →

Who Said It?

Alright. Who said it? To each group we explained what contraception was; that abortion was the wrong way—no matter how early it was performed it was taking life; that contraception was the better way, the safer way—it took a little… Continue Reading →

Shock! Pro-Lifers Still Pro-Life

Newsflash: Pro-lifers have not just gone away due to the recent murder of an abortionist! I think that because of the recent murder of abortionist George Tiller by a lunatic, some expected that pro-lifers would just give up and become… Continue Reading →

‘Three Generations of Imbeciles’ and Roe

In the latest edition of Psychiatric Services, a senior staff attorney for the Center for Public Representation, Newton, Massachusetts points to a connection between eugenics laws of the 1920’s and our current abortion law. In reviewing a book by Paul… Continue Reading →

Once Upon A Time Mommy Let You Live

After the murder of Dr. Tiller, CNN interviewed Lynda Waddington, a “pro-choice” blogger for the Huffington Post and RH Reality Check. Waddington herself had a late term abortion. When Diane Elder saw that interview, she wrote to Anderson Cooper. Elder,… Continue Reading →

Once Upon a Time Daddy Wished You Dead

Now, this is awkward. Mom wants to tell daughter they considered aborting her. Dad wonders if he should be the one to break the news to her that he and her Mom considered ripping her limb from limb. What to… Continue Reading →

Obama Criticizes Muslim Nation

President Barack Obama has outrageously criticized a Muslim nation for its war crimes, torture, misdeeds of its past leaders, imposing its will on sovereign countries, racism, greed, its arrogance, its dismissiveness and being derisive. Of course that Muslim country is… Continue Reading →

Pres: We’re Not Christian Nation, We’re Muslim!

Remember when dear leader Presidente Obama said that America is not a Christian nation? I couldn’t imagine why he said that. (I had lots of theories) But now it’s clear. We’re a Muslim nation. Oh. According to The Caucus: “And… Continue Reading →

Real Problems – Useless Responses

“Hoover Dam Breaks – People Urged To Bring Buckets and Towels” “Giant Asteroid Headed For Manhattan – People Advised To Hide in Basements” “Use of Confession at All Time Low – Vatican To Publish Handbook” A Handbook? Yeah, that ought… Continue Reading →

Pizza Cake

Last night as we finished eating dinner, my wife asked the children if they wanted ice cream or a piece of cake for dessert. Well, the four year old boy absolutely flips out. He’s looking around the table for confirmation… Continue Reading →

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