We Laugh Because We Believe

Month October 2009

Prophecy Fail

I just thought this was pretty funny from Fail Blog.

If You’re in the Philly Area

There’s a great charity my wife works very hard for called Mothers Home just outside of Philadelphia. They’re hosting their annual Open House night on Thursday night and Sunday afternoon. Here’s a testimonial from a mother whose baby’s life might… Continue Reading →

Misogynist Racists Join Misogynist Racists

In a desperate move intended to boost its dwindling numbers, a two-millenia old racist misogynist institution is attempting to lure a younger group of misogynist racists who don’t feel at home in the 21st century. The Vatican yesterday announced that… Continue Reading →

Not Jesus In Ikea?!

Many people are saying they see Jesus in an Ikea bathroom. Don’t believe me? The pic is right here and the story from the UK Telegraph. A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door… Continue Reading →

Obama Nominee: Do Away with Marriage?

Many conservative and Christian organization have reported concerns about the nomination of Chai Feldblum, a law professor at Georgetown University to serve as one of five Commissioners on the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. But CMR has uncovered some explosive writings… Continue Reading →

Traditional Anglicans Come Home!

The Traditional Anglican Communion is coming home! In a press release from the Vatican the announcement came: “In this Apostolic Constitution the Holy Father has introduced a canonical structure that provides for such corporate reunion by establishing Personal Ordinariates which… Continue Reading →

America: Ut unum sint! – Not!

The Anglo-Catholic reunion is going to put the liberal Catholic faction into convulsions. In fact, it has already started. The dependably silly Michael Sean Winters over at America Magazine is doing backflips to avoid reality and worries about the future… Continue Reading →

Lesbian Activist from Georgetown is Newest Obama Nominee

So when President Obama was thinking of nominating a hard-charging lesbian activist to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission where else did he look but the faculty of the Jesuit Georgetown University. And make no mistake, this nominee spells major trouble… Continue Reading →

Dreamcast the Attempted Murder

OK. Here’s the deal. You’ve got the manipulative married doctor who had an affair with his secretary. She becomes pregnant. She’s confused. She thought he loved her but now she’s unsure because he’s just acting so strangely lately. He urges… Continue Reading →

NFL to Test for Conservatism

The NFL has announced that it will cancel all drug and steroid testing in the future but will immediately commence stringent testing for something far more dangerous to the league. The NFL intends to start testing players, coaches and owners… Continue Reading →

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