We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2009

Penn State May Be Full of Vampires

You know me. I’m not one to make outlandish accusations but I think Penn State University may be filled with vampires. And not the angsty teen kind like in “Twilight.” But the old school Bella Lugosi freak out at a… Continue Reading →

Bishops Call for Opposition to Obamacare!

Wow! This is big news. For months the bishops have been threatening to oppose the healthcare legislation as long as it included abortion funding. But I didn’t expect this. Wonderful news. Catholic.org reports: An E-mail directive has been sent from… Continue Reading →

Safe, Legal and Rare. And Funded!

Pro-choice Democrat Rep. John Yarmuth was in a difficult position last night on Chris Matthews’ Hardball. This is interesting because it marks the first time a Democrat has felt uncomfortable on MSNBC since Bill Clinton said something negative about Barack… Continue Reading →

I Haven’t Been Called a Cannibal Since…

I haven’t been called a cannibal since the 70’s. Firstly, I can explain what happened that day. The pizza guy wouldn’t deliver, my buddy was sleeping and I just thought “Wow, ten toes is a lot to have.” Oh wait,… Continue Reading →

Randall Terry Is Not Helping

Randall Terry is running a contest on his website called the “Burn in Hell” Contest and he’s calling on pro-lifers to burn Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in effigy on Halloween, video it, send it to Terry, and win prizes… Continue Reading →

Pro-Life Stupak Says He’d Vote for Obamacare

Well that was quick. You see, for a few hours today I believed in the existence of moderate Democrats. I really did. For years I thought of moderate Democrats as similar to Bigfoot and Chupacabra. Sure, other people said they… Continue Reading →

Praise For “Catholic Church Architecture and the Spirit of the Liturgy”

Starting tomorrow we will begin printing some excerpts from Denis McNamara’s “Catholic Church Architecture and the Spirit of the Liturgy.” Today, I just wanted to show you some of the testimonials that have been gathered for this exciting and dare… Continue Reading →

Obama Wasn’t Lying, He Was Imagining.

Remember when Obama told the joint session of Congress in his speech: And one more misunderstanding I want to clear up — under our plan, no federal dollars will be used to fund abortions, and federal conscience laws will remain… Continue Reading →

Ecumenism Is Dead, Long Live Ecumenism

While many Anglicans worldwide are now occupied with understanding what orthodoxy demands of them, the balance are otherwise occupied. While playing a fanciful dirge at the funeral of failed ecumenism, Anglican Bishop John Chapman sticks a knife in it just… Continue Reading →

What’s the Deal With Chris West?

Everywhere I go in the Catholic blogosphere somebody’s got an opinion on Chris West. Cheeky Pink Girl is defending him. Countless blogs including Steve Kellmeyer’s are very very upset with him. The furor surrounding West has grown to such a… Continue Reading →

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