We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2013

Jesuit Student Gives Awesome Wet Willie on Live TV

I guess the first thing to say is my kid would be in huuuuuuuuge trouble for doing this. But it’s still kinda’ awesome. Right after the election of the pope, NBC 10 in Philly wanted to interview a Jesuit so… Continue Reading →

If Only We Could Hear What the Cardinals Were Really Saying

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Biden, Pelosi to Represent USA at Papal Mass

What an absolute horror this is. The White House has selected Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and the President of Georgetown University to represent the United States at the Pope Francis’ inaugural Mass. The one bright spot is that New Mexico… Continue Reading →

Two Year old Reading Cosmo

I just met a woman at the bookstore who told me a great story. I was sitting next to her tap tap tapping away on my keyboard here and she was seated at the next table. In between us though… Continue Reading →

Ha! Putin Brings in Fat Steven Seagal to Inspire Fitness

Vladimir Putin seems to believe every problem facing Russia can be solved with B-level western celebrities. You might recall that Putin recently brought in Boyz II Men to sing some mad sexy doo-wop that would put the ladies in the… Continue Reading →

Habemus Problems, PF1

I wish I could give a cogent and well thought out treatise on the election of Pope Francis I, hereby and forever dubbed PF1 ( You heard it here first.) But I can’t, just as nobody else can. So instead… Continue Reading →

Pope Francis Has ties to Hate Group

It’s recently been discovered that the newly selected pope has ties with a hate group which discriminates against women and homosexuals. Some say the group is even more hateful and dangerous than the boy scouts. The news should shock the… Continue Reading →

Video: Pro-Life Grandma Assaulted After Botched Abortion at Planned Parenthood

A grandmother was documenting the arrival of an ambulance at a Planned Parenthood clinic in Wilmington, Delaware when a woman came out and assaulted her. And it’s right on video. The video states that this is the 4th recent botched… Continue Reading →

Oops. Italian Bishops Thank God for Wrong Pope

This is just funny. I don’t care who you are. Just moments after Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio was introduced as the new Pope, Italian bishops had a congratulatory message sent to the media thanking God for the new pope from Milan,… Continue Reading →

Pope’s 1st Trip Was to Lay Flowers in Front of Image of the Virgin Mary

This is great. Zenit reports that Pope Francis’ first non-official act was to lay flowers at the feet of the image of the Virgin Mary. That would seem to me to be a pretty darn fine choice for a first… Continue Reading →

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