We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Why I Just Don’t Care About that Nun’s Document

The loooooong awaited report from the Vatican to religious sisters is reportedly a puff piece. I don’t really care. I don’t even really care enough to read the actual document. I just can’t really bring myself to care about any… Continue Reading →

Do We Even Want Dogs in Heaven?

There’s a lot of talk going on that Pope Francis said that dogs go to Heaven. Of course, he didn’t say it. But all I could think was yeah everyone loves dogs but do we really want dogs in Heaven?… Continue Reading →

Ewan McGregor to Star as Jesus in Controversial Director’s New Movie

Here’s Ewan McGregor in a movie called The Last Days in the Desert, which recounts the 40 days and nights of Jesus in the desert, where he is tempted by Satan, who oddly is also played by McGregor. Which is… Continue Reading →

Woman Aborts Baby at 28 Weeks Because of Baby’s Deformed Left Hand

A couple in South Wales has aborted their unborn child at 28 weeks after learning that the baby would be born with a deformed left hand. Mind you, at 28 weeks a baby has over a 90% chance of surviving… Continue Reading →

Catholic Hospital CEO: Obamacare More Important than Right to Life

When asked, “What does it mean to be a Catholic health system amidst reform?” Nancy Steiger, CEO and chief mission officer of PeaceHealth, a Catholic Health System, offered a pretty shocking answer: While not everything in the Affordable Care Act… Continue Reading →

Saruman Drops Another Heavy Metal Christmas Song for Your Listening Horror

This has become a yearly thing now. Actor Christopher Lee, most famous for playing Saruman and Dracula, came out with a heavy metal Christmas song last year that hit the Billboard charts. So now, he’s doing it again. The song… Continue Reading →

Hilarious. Obama Attempts to Quote the Bible. Epically Fails.

Epically fails. Obama was on a roll pushing for immigration reform and citing the Bible reminding all that there was no room in the Inn for Joseph and Mary. Yeah, ’cause that means countries can’t have borders. But then Obama… Continue Reading →

Iron Sky Sequel to Feature Jesus Christ as Machine Gun Toting Villain

The makers of Iron Sky, the low budget cult favorite about Nazis from the Moon attacking Earth, is currently crowdfunding for a $15 million for a sequel which will feature Jesus Christ as a machine gun toting villain. It would… Continue Reading →

Moving Video of NBA All-Star Mourning A Little Girl Who Lost Her FIght with Cancer

Washington Wizard’s John Wall recently grew close to a little girl named Miyah who was afflicted with leukemia. He sent out this video recently asking rap star Nicki Minaj to meet the little girl who wanted a pink wig as… Continue Reading →

Thinking the Worst of Ourselves

The thing that I think disturbs me most of all about the recent scandal concerning the now debunked rape story that Rolling Stone magazine retracted about a number of fraternity members at the University of Virginia is that so many… Continue Reading →

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