We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Wanted: New Middle East Effigy Maker

Wanted: A new effigy maker. May have to be willing to relocate to “dangerous” country where Christians are beheaded pretty regularly. Not a lot of pay but good job satisfaction if you’re a “Death to the West” type. Workplace atmosphere?… Continue Reading →

How Many People Do You Have to Kill?

Winston Churchill, Harry Truman and Franklin Roosevelt are great men who are honored with busts at the D-Day Memorial in Virginia. But guess who else just got a bust? Josef Freakin Stalin. Sheesh. How many people do you have to… Continue Reading →

Who Cares About Abortion, There’s a Deficit!

Who cares about taxpayer money going to kill babies every three or four seconds, THERE’S A BUDGET DEFICIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That seems to what Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels (R) thinks the next President’s thoughts should be on social issues. This is especially… Continue Reading →

Clinton Calls GOP Senator “A Sinner?”

This has got to be one of the most ironic and hypocritical things I’ve seen in a while. Get this one from the NY Post: Former President Clinton has sent out a fundraising letter on behalf of the Democratic Senatorial… Continue Reading →

This Was Covered. This Was Mostly Ignored

This protest outside the Scripps Spelling Bee was covered by the mainstream media. The protest was two or three people urging that English words should be made less difficult to spell. They said words like “enough” should be spelled “enuff.”… Continue Reading →

Columnist: Church Wants Babies to Fill Pews

Bonnie Erbe of US News and World Report has said so many ridiculous things over the years that would be upsetting if anyone actually read US News and World Report outside of doctors’ offices. Erbe is now decrying teen pregnancy… Continue Reading →

NAACP: Black Holes are Racist

I’m announcing it. It’s official. Racism, for all intents and purposes, is dead in this country. Sure you’ll have your random nutjobs but racism as an institution or even a vibrant subculture is dead and buried. My proof? A graduation… Continue Reading →

Big Diapers Is Anti-Woman

In a stunning display of crass commercialization that victimizes women, Big Diapers, which makes billions of dollars per year on babies, is attempting to guilt women into carrying their pregnancy to term. Terrible, huh? Feminists for years have labeled any… Continue Reading →

Jesus Seminar Takes on Paul

Remember the Jesus Seminar? They were those scholars who voted away all of Jesus’ miracles and much of what He said because it didn’t seem plausible to them. You know, things like the resurrection and that kind of weird stuff…. Continue Reading →

Topless Transgendered Men Confuse Cops

Men going topless on the beach is pretty regular. Women not so much. So it’s no surprise that police had no idea what to do with a group of transgender men who went topless on the beach. Weasel Zippers reports:… Continue Reading →

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