We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

Today on CMR – October 16, 2007

Disney Cuts God—Disney has demanded that the mention of God be removed from all advertisements for the upcoming animated feature, “The Ten Commandments.” Three Percent Would Pray—The logic challenged Brits lose Pascal’s wager. The Latin Mass, Hitler, Martin Luther, and… Continue Reading →

The Latin Mass, Hitler, Martin Luther, and Much More!

I surely do love the crazies. Fr. Pat of the Sacred Heart Church in Missouri writes in the parish bulletin so that we can all read his insightful musings on the Motu Proprio Summorum Pontificum. I will try to refrain… Continue Reading →

Sympathy for the Devil

As Vladimir Putin and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad meet in Tehran, we have one authoritarian leader determined to stoke the fires of war that may lead to the death of millions meeting with another. I cannot help but wonder if their introduction… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 15, 2007

San Fran Church Publishes Queer Letter in Bulletin—Sister Delta Goodhand writes “Thanks for the sacrilege.” Dumb or Dumber:The Larry Craig / Pete Townshend Defense—Believing Monsignor Stenico might be worse than not believing him. Top Ten Scientific Explantions of Miracle of… Continue Reading →

Dumb or Dumber:The Larry Craig / Pete Townshend Defense

Monsignor Tommaso Stenico had a bad week. The Vatican said Saturday it was suspending Stenico after he was secretly filmed making advances to a young man and asserting that gay sex was not sinful during a television program on gay… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR, October 12, 2007

Bishop Statement on Holy Cross Scandal—Bishop threatens, Holy Cross shrugs. Popie Dearest Freaks Me Out—If animals can talk, Matt is in real trouble. When Popes Attack!—Mahmoud is really a nice guy, the Pope is the real aggressor. Nuns, Police in… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 11, 2007

When Popes Attack!—Mahmoud is really a nice guy, the Pope is the real aggressor. Nuns, Police in Riot Gear, Guitars and Tambourines—Rebellious Nuns do the perp walk with tambourines in hand. Pole Dancing Seven Year Olds—It’s the end of the… Continue Reading →

When Popes Attack!

There are misleading headlines and there are misleading headlines. The Times UK boldly declares!Pope attacks Iran at Jewish Congress Oh my! The Pope must have really done it this time. What could he possibly have said to warrant such a… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 10, 2007

Saint Francis and Virgin Mary Get Evicted—Garden Gnomes now have the run of the place. Ahmadinejad – In the Movies—If Mahmoud ever gets tired of the crazy dictator role, here are some other roles for him. Anti-Catholicism: The Last Acceptable… Continue Reading →

Ahmadinejad – In the Movies

I saw this picture and some movie quotes came to mind. Feel free to add yours. “Badges!?… We don’t need no… stinking badges!!“ “Uh, you insulted him a little bit, a little bit you did. No you did, a little… Continue Reading →

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