We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

Archbishop Burke Strikes Again

He is on a roll. Would that other bishops would have the courage of their convictions (if they have any convictions) the way that Archbishop Burke has. The Archbishop rescinded an offer to Sen. Claire McCaskill to speak at her… Continue Reading →

Motu Proprio Watch: Breaking News

It has recently been reported that Pope Benedict XVI has personally composed a letter to the Bishops to accompany the ‘Motu Proprio’ when it is released. Well, the intrepid reporters here at the CMR have managed to obtain a copy… Continue Reading →

Ecuminism in the Alpha Quadrant

The Church reaches out to all people regardless of race , nationality, color, or even planetary origin. CWN Pope Benedict XVI met on April 30 with the government leader of the principality of Andorra. The Pope welcomed the president of… Continue Reading →

Noah and Al Gore: A Global Warming Drive-By

The Ordinary Ministers of the Media just cannot help themselves. It is the AP this time. There I was, minding my own business, innocently reading a nice story about a gentleman who built a replica of Noah’s Ark in Holland…. Continue Reading →

Cartoon Contemplatives

You gotta get ’em early, I guess. The Catholic Church in England and Wales is launching its own comic strip in order to attract teenagers into the priesthood.Fr Paul Embery, the Church’s Director of Vocations: “We realise that this kind… Continue Reading →

Motu Proprio Watch: Cinco de Mayo

As previously posted on this site, I have decided to hang my hat on the May 5th date for the release of the famed Motu Proprio ‘liberalizing’ the use of the 1962 Mass. This date, of course, is the feast… Continue Reading →

Procrastination

Talk about taking it down to the wire. CWN is reporting Miss Xu Song of Taiwan was baptized this past Easter. What is the big deal you ask? Well, Miss Xu Song is 114 years old. Now, I have been… Continue Reading →

Selling Indulgences – The Modern Way

Can someone explain to me how selling Carbon Offsets is any different from the selling of indulgences? Individuals and companies can purchase Carbon Offsets for remission of the sin of introducing carbon into the environment. The problem is, this does… Continue Reading →

Bye Bye Rosie

Rosie O’Donnell is out at the view. What a shocker. She seems like such a nice young lady. Apparently, ABC and Rosie just couldn’t come to terms. Rosie wanted the ability to spread her anti-Bush, anti-catholic, anti-Chinese, anti-gun, anti…..well just… Continue Reading →

Stone Head

On the topic of the Supreme Court decision upholding the Partial Birth Abortion ban: Geoffrey R. Stone is the Harry Kalven, Jr. Distinguished Service Professor of Law at the University of Chicago. Prof. Stone writes this seriously perplexing bit of… Continue Reading →

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