Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 2 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 01 Feb

    Movie Star: Sterilize People Now!!!!

    Why is it that someone whose livelihood depends on many people going to the movies to support them, wishes that less people existed? Ricky Gervais, creator of “The Office” and star of…

  2. 01 Feb

    Moral Relativism For The Relatively Moral

    There is an old saying that goes something like this: If you and I are being chased by a bear I don’t need to be faster than the bear, I only need…

  3. 01 Feb

    Obama Says You’re It

    The Obama administration is considering reviewing the legality of the college football Bowl Championship Series, the Justice Department has announced. Is there anything this administration feels is not in its purview? In…

  4. 01 Feb

    Ben Nelson. A Recap.

    When we all look back on the whole Ben Nelson debacle we can feel sad that a man outed himself as a political shill…for nothing. While the world watched, Nelson, who had…

  5. 01 Feb

    Pittsburgh’s Dancing Cop: R.I.P.

    I think that anyone over the age of forty remembers Vic Cianca even if you don’t know it. Vic Cianca was that traffic directing cop from Pittsburgh who did all those crazy…

  6. 31 Jan

    Coming Soon — Vampires!

    Oh no, oh no, oh no. I mean, we should have seen this coming. Scientists have discovered that vampires, yes vampires, were right all along. The blood of the young helps keep…

  7. 30 Jan

    A Catholic Priest In The Holy Land

    What is it like to be a Christian in the heart of Palestine? Can faith really prevail over violence and division? In the Catholic parish of Nablus, a few are still determined…

  8. 29 Jan

    Even Barabbas Wasn’t Into Child Porn!

    You looking for evidence that the world is completely crazy, upside down, looney tunes? Sadly, you’ve come to the right place. Everyone’s freaking out that during the Super Bowl Tim Tebow’s mother…

  9. 29 Jan

    Pro-Choicers Call Tebow’s Mother A Liar

    OK. We’ve all had it happen. We’re talking with a woman who all of a sudden does what we fear most and reaches into the depth of her pocketbook and whips out…

  10. 29 Jan

    Constance Mary Redoubt Returns

    You may remember our friend Constance Mary Redoubt from some time ago. Well Connie is back. She is back primarily because I had nothing else to write about today and nobody else…