Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 2 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 04 Feb

    Why Big Families Might Be Easier

    A woman said to me recently that my five children were very well behaved. It’s one of the best things I can hear so I thanked her. Then she asked me “how…

  2. 04 Feb

    Signs Of The Apocalypse: Special Edition

    ══ 1 ══ Radioacitve Jihadirats! News sources are reporting that “in what seemed designed as a display of advancing missile technology, Iran said on Wednesday that it had test-fired a rocket into…

  3. 04 Feb

    Let’s Tax Abortion

    Liberals think they can tell people how to live. To micromanage individual lives they invent macro reasons like saying that one person’s health decisions effects the financial health of all. Keep in…

  4. 03 Feb

    Sacramental Gatekeeping

    This is Matt: We here at CMR have been huge fans of Erin Manning who blogs over at And Sometimes Tea. And so we wanted to have Erin write over here once…

  5. 03 Feb

    The Upside of “Bump”

    I’ve read about the outrage over the new faux web reality show “Bump” where viewers vote to decide whether a fake pregnant cast member gets a fake abortion. Is it vile? Sure.…

  6. 03 Feb

    Saddest Pro-Abort Video…Evah!!!

    Profanity warning. These pro-abortion grandmas cuss a bit in their little song. But you’ve just got to see this. Hilarious. This is what the pro-abortion movement is down to – Raging grannies.…

  7. 02 Feb

    Study: Abstinence Works!

    The anti-science left is going to freak about this one. A new study indicates that abstinence training actually works. So it turns out that children having sex are not like uncontrollable natural…

  8. 02 Feb

    Us Vs. The Slow Motion Suicide Cult

    What is the image of the counter-culture to you? It’s not a marijuana joint in the mouth of a raging hippie anymore. It’s a pacifier in the mouth of a screaming baby.…

  9. 02 Feb

    Members Only

    Really, I think that it is time we have some sort of membership test for being Catholic. Some sort of certificate that you meet at least the basic definition of adherence to…

  10. 02 Feb

    Priests or Nuns Portrayed Well in Movies?

    It’s a cliche to say that priests and nuns aren’t portrayed well in movies nowadays. Just mention a priest in any crime drama and you’ve got a suspect on your hands. We…