Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 2 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 20 Jan

    Obama’s First Year Report Card

    Today is the first anniversary of the inauguration of President Obama. Creative Minority Report has obtained the first year report card.

  2. 20 Jan

    Don’t Worry Kennedy. You’re Safe

    Patrick Kennedy thinks he understands what happened in last night’s stunning election, according to The Politico: Kennedy’s son, Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-R.I.) said Democrats have to understand that they’ve entered a different…

  3. 20 Jan

    Pregnant Women Count as Two

    New York state has some of the most liberal abortion laws in the country. The unborn are considered not human by the state. In fact, New York State is so liberal that…

  4. 20 Jan

    Waiter! There’s a Felt Banner in My Soup!

    This is Matt: We here at CMR have been huge fans of Erin Manning who blogs over at And Sometimes Tea. And so we wanted to have Erin write over here once…

  5. 20 Jan

    Holy Crapachussetts!

    Its Over. Martha Coakley just conceded! WOW WOW WOW. Open thread. Is Obamacare dead? Update Matt: I don’t think it’s a headshot to healthcare but it’s definitely a gut shot. This is…

  6. 19 Jan

    If We’re Ever Invaded by Balloons…

    EMBED-Real-Life Star Trek Phaser – Watch more free videos If we’re ever invaded by maniac evil balloons I’d want this guy in my corner. Until then I wouldn’t hang out with him…

  7. 19 Jan

    Oh No! Not Joss Whedon!

    This is exactly why I want celebrities to stop telling me what they think. Because I want to like them but when they sound off and mock those things I hold sacred…

  8. 19 Jan

    Atheists Love You

    Richard Dawkins has started up a charity called “Non Believers Giving Aid” so atheists can give to relief efforts in Haiti in a way which promulgates their atheism. Because as I’m sure…

  9. 19 Jan

    One Way Or Another

    One way or another I’m gonna find yaI’m gonna getcha getcha getcha getchaOne way or another I’m gonna win yaI’ll getcha, I’ll getchaOne way or another I’m gonna see yaI’m gonna meetcha…

  10. 19 Jan

    Anti-Catholicism? Yaaawwwnnn.

    Everyone is suddenly serious about politics. Very serious. And nothing is more serious right now than the race between Senate candidate Martha Coakley and Scott Brown in Massachusetts. Coakley, it would seem,…