Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 4 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 26 Jun

    Congress Honors Accused Child Molester

    Alright. This is getting to be a little much. Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. led Congress in taking a few moments to honor the passing of Michael Jackson with moments of silence.Hot Air…

  2. 26 Jun

    Today’s Legislation

    I’m not a big fan of political grandstanding. I’m an architectural historian. I talk about eschatology and column capitals and HVAC. But today’s vote in the House is big. We’ve all be…

  3. 26 Jun

    Is Michael Bay on the Hollywood Blacklist?

    Michael Bay’s career has BOOMED for a while. In fact, most of his movies are filled with crashes and booms. Booms are actually what Bay does best. But it seems that with…

  4. 26 Jun

    CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol XIV)

    ══ 1 ══ Fakers Of The Lost Ark Marion, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don’t look at it!WND reports: The patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia says he…

  5. 26 Jun

    Pelosi: Preserving God’s Beautiful Creation

    Nancy Pelosi said today at a press conference: “It’s important and that’s why I’m so glad that people of faith are working with us to preserve God’s beautiful creation.” No she wasn’t…

  6. 25 Jun

    Sarah Palin as Rocky Balboa

    I’ve had doubts that the reason the liberal elites attack Sarah Palin so viciously is because she scares them. I don’t doubt it any longer. Yesterday, Sen. Kerry, when talking about Gov.…

  7. 25 Jun

    Family Man Or Freak?

    We were sitting in the conference room halfway through a meeting at about 4:45pm. A colleague across the table is nervously glancing at his watch. The boss, noticing his growing anxiety, interrupts…

  8. 25 Jun

    Neutralizing Christianity

    Prayer in public? On City grounds? You know what comes next. Atheists screaming and pulling their hair out. Detroit News reports that a local church has set up a prayer booth in…

  9. 24 Jun

    Give Us This Day Our Daily Pith

    Just a reminder. If you are on Twitter be sure to follow CMReport. If you are not following us, here are our most recent tweets so you know what you are missing…

  10. 24 Jun

    Chicago’s Holy Name Cathedral, c. 1926

    CMR readers who know Chicago’s Holy Name Cathedral might be interested in this historic photo from the Mass held there for the famous 1926 International Eucharistic Congress (click image for larger view).…