Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 4 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 30 May

    Shark Disproves Special-ness of Jesus

    I knew it would happen. Eventually. Frankly, I’m surprised it took so long. Remember that female shark that got herself pregnant without use of a male shark a few months ago? National…

  2. 29 May

    The Mormons are Coming!

    Tolerance. Shmolerance. For years, liberals have been pleading with us obnoxious right wing fanatics to just stop with the politics of personal destruction. They pleaded for us just to get along? They…

  3. 29 May

    CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol XII)

    ══ 1 ══ Baby vs. Baby What is the world coming to? I don’t care what anybody says, that baby in lane 4 is clearly juicing. ══ 2 ══ Man on Man?…

  4. 29 May

    Patrick is “Prominent”

    According to LifeSite News, my brother Patrick has hit the big time. In a story about Miguel Diaz, they write: The appointment of so many nominal Catholics to top positions in the…

  5. 29 May

    When Priestesses Attack

    Get this. A self described “Roman Catholic priestess” waiting to see President Obama was standing up for traditional marriage when she was dragged away by the Secret Service…Wait. I’m sorry. Could I…

  6. 28 May

    Father Alberto Cutié To Join Episcopal Church

    CBS News in Miami is reporting that Father Alberto Cutié is set to bail on the Catholic Church in order to become an Episcopalian. MIAMI (CBS4) CBS4 has learned that Father Alberto…

  7. 28 May

    Whenever Two Or More Are Gathered

    “Whenever two or more of you gather in My Name, you need a $10,000 permit” The City of San Diego says that when 10 or 15 Christians meet in a home for…

  8. 28 May

    Some Random Thoughts on Diaz

    Miguel Diaz wrote an article entitled: “Outside the Survival of Community there is no Salvation.” I don’t even know what that means but something tells me I wouldn’t like it. Sounds a…

  9. 28 May

    Missing The Bleedin’ Obvious

    Suppose that a semi-prominent person who had long been an advocate for the pro-abortion side decided to delve a little deeper into the subject quite sure that their pro-choice position would be…

  10. 28 May

    Meet Your Vatican Ambassador

    Here you have it folks, your new ambassador to the Vatican. WASHINGTON (AP) — A Hispanic Roman Catholic theologian who advised Barack Obama’s presidential campaign is the Obama administration’s choice to serve…