Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 5 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 23 Mar

    Dad, Can’t You Help Us at All?

    Saturday morning. Wake up before my wife and the children. My wife’s been working a lot lately so I throw on some clothes to surprise them all with Dunkin Donuts. ($5 for…

  2. 22 Mar

    ND Students May Not Attend Commencement

    In an exclusive interview with CMR, Mary K. Daly, the President of Notre Dame’s Right to Life group, said that the school administration’s decision to invite President Barack Obama to deliver the…

  3. 21 Mar

    Jeer Jeer For Old Notre Shame

    CMR loves to help Catholic Universities so the CMR Band has proposed new lyrics to the Notre Dame Fight Song which we feel more accurately portrays the current state of Notre Dame…

  4. 20 Mar

    Online Petition To Stop Scandal at ND

    The Cardinal Newman Society has set up a website and a petition to let University of Notre Dame know that Catholics all over the country view this as the scandal it is.…

  5. 20 Mar

    Commonweal Approves of Obama at ND

    Commonweal Approves of Obama being the Commencement Speaker. David Gibson writes: This should get the Irish fighting, along with lots of other Catholics. Or am I wrong?…Notre Dame certainly seems to be…

  6. 20 Mar

    Travesty! Obama To Notre Dame

    The most virulently pro-abortion prominent politician ever, President Barack Obama, is to give the commencement address at the University of Notre Dame. This is an absolute travesty. [ChicagoBreakingNews.com] President Barack Obama will…

  7. 20 Mar

    Pope and Grim Reaper; Together at Last

    This picture’s been making the rounds of newspapers worldwide like the Korea Times. The enemies of the Church have an enemy. They clearly see Pope Benedict XVI as a threat. Expect the…

  8. 20 Mar

    Obama Mocks Special Olympics

    So at what point is a guy just a…not a nice guy. Obama mocked Jessica Simpson for weight issues. His campaign mocked disabled veteran John McCain for not being able to type.…

  9. 20 Mar

    CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol V)

    ══ 1 ══ Not With A Bang – But With A Dinner Conventional wisdom tells us that Dinosaurs and man never lived together and that Dinosaurs died out millions of years ago.…

  10. 19 Mar

    The President Said What?!!!!

    You know that sneaking suspicion you had that Barack Obama just didn’t get it. Well, it looks like you were right. Today, our President compared the men and women getting bonuses from…