Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 7 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 28 Aug

    Two Bigfoot Searchers Spot a Recession

    The two Bigfoot researchers who claimed to have captured Bigfoot in a freezer, are now claiming to have discovered a real live “Recession” right here in America. “It was the scariest thing…

  2. 28 Aug

    Ain’t That America, Little Pink Condoms For You and Me

    The wonderful darlings over at Planned Parenthood are handing out more than 700 pounds of condoms encased in a pink matchbook that reads: “Protect Yourself From John McCain (In This Election).” One…

  3. 28 Aug

    Memo To McCain: Don’t You Do It!

    Speculation is growing the John McCain is considering pro-choice Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison for VP. Listen to me carefully Senator, Don’t … You … Do … It! Don’t even think about…

  4. 28 Aug

    CMR Varia

    —Some stuff we came across in our travels… Maureen Martin One of our favorite funny people, Maureen Martin, is currently on hiatus after giving birth to a fully grow man. I apologize…

  5. 28 Aug

    Today On CMR – August 27, 2008

    Flash: Open Dissent In The Weekly Bulletin—Rochester priest openly teaches error. Mother Teresa’s Saintliness Was in the Stars—New agers and science geeks choose to ignore free will. Cardinal Egan Blasts Pelosi—This is…

  6. 27 Aug

    Flash: Open Dissent In The Weekly Bulletin

    There has been much in the news lately about politicians who claim to be devout and ardent Catholics even though they openly hold positions contrary to clear and consistent Church teaching. Many…

  7. 27 Aug

    Mother Teresa’s Saintliness Was in the Stars

    This is why I like Christianity. It’s empowering. So much of my fate is up to me. As a Christian I can choose right or wrong. In nearly every decision I make…

  8. 27 Aug

    Today on CMR – August 26, 2008

    Cardinal Egan Blasts Pelosi—This is the statement you’ve been waiting for. Republicans Draft Abortion Language for Platform—In short, this is why I’m a Republican. Enough With The “Devout” Catholics—Porn stars and saints…

  9. 26 Aug

    Cardinal Egan Blasts Pelosi

    Wow! This is a brilliantly scathing response to Nancy Pelosi and her comments on Meet The Press Sunday concerning abortion. Here’s the amazing statement in full. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: August 26, 2008…