Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 8 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 08 Jul

    The Bricks Have Fallen Down, But We Will Rebuild

    “‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times.” –…

  2. 08 Jul

    To Forgive, Divine

    I continue to find the story of Ingrid Betancourt utterly compelling. There are so many aspects to it. Her capture, her torture, 6 years as a prisoner in the jungle, the faith…

  3. 08 Jul

    Today on CMR – July 7, 2008

    Marketing The “New” New Mass!—My genius plan for selling the reform of the reform! Report: Catholic Hospitals Perform Abortions and Sterlizations—Anonymous Report Instigates Investigation Obama Training For Olympics—The underappreciated art of rhetorical…

  4. 07 Jul

    Report: Catholic Hospitals Perform Abortions and Sterlizations

    In a study of sterilization and abortion practices in Texas Catholic hospitals compiled from hospital discharge data for the State of Texas, whistleblowing Catholic medical researchers found that Catholic hospitals reported at…

  5. 07 Jul

    Marketing The “New” New Mass!

    When I heard the report at the end of last week that Pope Benedict has asked the Congregation for Divine Worship to study some potential changes to the liturgy, I got very…

  6. 07 Jul

    Student Holds Eucharist Hostage

    Webster Cook is a student at the University of Central Florida. He is also a top notch jerk. Last week Cook attended a campus mass. At that mass, he attempted skulk back…

  7. 07 Jul

    Obama Training For Olympics

    Athletes all across the globe are training for the Summer Olympics. The stories this year promise to be legendary. But most importantly Presidential candidate Barack Obama could see his Olympic dream of…

  8. 07 Jul

    Weekend on CMR – July 5-6, 2008

    Student Holds Eucharist Hostage—Steals Eucharist and demands apology. NYT: Jesus A Fraud! Again—In a clone of the Jesus ossuary story, NYT discovers more proof Jesus was a fraud. Drive Thru Church—Honk If…

  9. 05 Jul

    NYT: Jesus A Fraud! Again

    If I had a dime for every “discovery” by the New York Times that threatens to “shake our basic view of Christianity” I would be one wealthy dude. This story is merely…