Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 8 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 18 Jun

    Today on CMR – June 17, 2008

    My Ears Turn Off—Perfect Ears Means Big Punishments I’m A Kitty Genovese American—When the world was on fire, what side were you on? The Ingenuity of Devout Oxymorons—Rationalization of the absurd does…

  2. 17 Jun

    My Ears Turn Off

    Overheard: Six year old to younger sister: You never hear anything.Five year old: I know. It’s weird. Sometimes my ears turn off when people start talking to me. This is completely believable…

  3. 17 Jun

    I’m A Kitty Genovese American

    Maybe I’m in a mood but I fear that we’re losing. But then again maybe we always were. Maybe we’re supposed to lose in order to get better later. Right now, same…

  4. 17 Jun

    The Ingenuity of Devout Oxymorons

    Some words just do not belong together. When two words with seemingly opposite meanings are juxtaposed we call it an oxymoron. When someone does it in defense of an indefensible position, plain…

  5. 17 Jun

    Today on CMR – June 16, 2008

    Watch This and Save Your Marriage—The only boy band you’ll ever need to see EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders—European scientists puzzled over strange mute creatures. Sects and the Committee—Fundamentalism comes in…

  6. 16 Jun

    Watch This and Save Your Marriage

    At your 50th wedding anniversary brunch, friends and neighbors will ask you the secret to staying married. First, you’ll say, “don’t marry someone of the same sex” but then second you can…

  7. 16 Jun

    EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders

    With the demographics of Europe in free fall, some social experts and scientists from Europe traveled to America last week on a fact finding mission to discover why America’s population was stable…

  8. 16 Jun

    Sects and the Committee

    The next general assembly of the Synod of Bishops, scheduled for Rome in October, will take on the issue of Catholics reading the Bible through a fundamentalist lens. I thought that most…

  9. 16 Jun

    Weekend on CMR – June 14-15, 2008

    The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks—Journalist sets the scene when the Cardinal said “Latin Mass for All” Latin Mass: Not Some Parishes – All Parishes!!—In a stunning press conference, Cardinal reveals Pope’s…

  10. 15 Jun

    The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks

    Following up on the incredible news that the Traditional Latin Mass, now called the Gregorian Rite, will return to all parishes. Damian Thompson, in a comment at Fr. Z’s WTDPRS sets the…