Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 05 May

    Doctors Deciding Who Dies

    In case of an epidemic or some other kind of disaster, a group of doctors know that some patients needing lifesaving care won’t get it, says the AP. The dilemma will be…

  2. 05 May

    Church Guilty of “Gender Apartheid”

    On May 29, Monica Kilburn Smith of Calgary will be welcomed into the small worldwide community of female Roman Catholic priests, according to the Calgary Herald. Hooray, says the editorialist, I mean…

  3. 05 May

    The Case For Chaos

    Catholic blogs take issue with many different things. CMR is no exception. Most of the time, we take exception with patently preposterous, the harebrained, or heretical. Less frequently (amounting to never) do…

  4. 05 May

    Weekend on CMR – May 3-4, 2008

    Christian Minister: We Don’t Need Jesus—Jesus was a “Middle Eastern peasant with a few charismatic gifts and a great posthumous marketing team.” Fr. McCartney on the Giuliani Debacle—Imagine you go to the…

  5. 04 May

    Christian Minister: We Don’t Need Jesus

    Slippery slope arguments tend to not to be a convincing line of debate. However sometimes they are right on. Let’s go back a few centuries an imagine a time just after the…

  6. 04 May

    Fr. McCartney on the Giuliani Debacle

    By Father John McCartney Reprinted from the Pastor’s Page of St. Matthew Church in Dix Hills NY A Catholic news story has developed over the last several days which merits our attention.…

  7. 04 May

    Room and Scored

    Further evidence that our culture is going to hell in a hand-basket, some colleges are now allowing coed dorm rooms. [AP] In the prim 1950s, college dorms were off-limits to members of…

  8. 03 May

    Karen’s Mad Parenting Skills at Best Buy

    Karen, with 7 year old son in tow, makes a trip to Best Buy. Hilarity Ensues. She hopes a jury won’t convict her but she may be willing to take the chance.…

  9. 03 May

    Today on CMR – May 2, 2008

    “Our Dad Takes Care Of Us”—Eight Year Old Points out My Fashion Faux Pas Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia. Town…

  10. 02 May

    “Our Dad Takes Care Of Us”

    My children had off from school Thursday and Friday. So I took them to see “Horton Hears a Who” yesterday which they all loved. And I liked it as well though I…