Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 02 May

    Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic

    The consistently cranky Bishop Richard Williamson of the SSPX has once again displayed his dependable dyspepsia. This week’s derogatory dig is aimed at the post conciliar papacy. Bishop Williamson takes issue with…

  2. 02 May

    Town Vs. Church in Battle over Stained Glass

    A dispute between a Catholic Church and a township is getting fiery including accusations and allegations of lying and misleading. If it gets any uglier someone may have to step in and…

  3. 02 May

    Today on CMR – May 1, 2008

    Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia. Even When We Are Wrong – We’re Right—As the earth cools, scientists tell us to…

  4. 01 May

    Even When We Are Wrong – We’re Right

    How dumb do these guys think we are? In the face of overwhelming evidence that the earth is not only Not warming, it may even be cooling, “scientists” (and we use this…

  5. 01 May

    Priest: Jesus Was a Migrant

    The Rev. Daniel D. Groody, a University of Notre Dame theologian, has produced a new immigration documentary called “One Border, One Body: Immigration and the Eucharist” saying essentially that Jesus was a…

  6. 01 May

    Smartest In A Room Full Of Dunces

    A recent poll carried out in nine countries — the United States, Britain, Germany, France, the Netherlands, Russia, Italy, Spain and Poland showed that Americans are among the most literate when it…

  7. 01 May

    Today on CMR – April 30, 2008

    Disney Girls Gone Wild—Now It’s Miley Cyrus, Next It’ll be Ariel Nuns Invite Clinton to Campaign—First daughter campaigns at home run by nuns. Obama Shows Saintly Patience—Angered and saddened presidential candidate displays…

  8. 30 Apr

    Disney Girls Gone Wild

    What’s in the water over at Disney? I’m truly confused about it. Britney Spears was a Mickey Mouse Club girl and a self professed virgin before…well you know what happened to her.…

  9. 30 Apr

    Nuns Invite Clinton to Campaign

    With little more than a month to go before Puerto Rico’s June 1 primary, the former first daughter Chelsea Clinton toured the U.S. territory’s capital of San Juan and shook hands with…

  10. 30 Apr

    Obama Shows Saintly Patience

    Showing nearly eternal patience, Democrat Barack Obama after twenty years of biting his tongue finally said he was outraged and saddened by the comments of his former pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Obama…