Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 30 Apr

    The Religion of (Hair) Piece

    In case you needed a reminder of how life would be in a world run by the religion of peace, look no further than home of our ally, Saudi Arabia. In a…

  2. 30 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 29, 2008

    Why Catholic Schools Are in Trouble—In education as in politics, everything comes down to votes and money. Why Women Can’t Be Pope—Certain types of gossip can get you excommunicated. Cardinal Criticizes Rudy…

  3. 29 Apr

    Why Catholic Schools Are in Trouble

    Catholic schools are in trouble in America and in these darkening economic times, we should expect it only to get worse as families find it increasingly difficult to afford private school tuition.…

  4. 29 Apr

    Why Women Can’t Be Pope

    The Pontifical Secret. There is some intrigue afoot after Tim Walker at the UK Telegraph reported that someone inside the Archbishop of Westminster’s house has leaked the contents of the terna which…

  5. 29 Apr

    Cardinal Criticizes Rudy Taking Communion

    New York Cardinal Edward Egan says Rudy Giuliani should not have received Holy Communion during the pope’s visit. Egan said he had “an understanding” with the former presidential candidate and New York…

  6. 29 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 28, 2008

    Obama’s Got a Running Mate—Barack Obama has a running mate -whether he wants one or not. The Race—How Padre Pio is hurting my self esteem and why that may be a good…

  7. 28 Apr

    Obama’s Got a Running Mate

    Barack Obama has a running mate -whether he wants one or not. The Rev. Jeremiah Wright was thrown into the bright white hot lights of the national spotlight last month and discovered…

  8. 28 Apr

    The Race

    You have heard the phrase that life isn’t fair. Well, now death isn’t fair either. Well, now that I think about it, maybe it is. I have been feeling my age lately.…

  9. 28 Apr

    More Scripture from Pelosi’s Personal Bible

    Fresh on the heels of Nancy Pelosi’s pretend Bible quote, The Daily Danet has uncovered several more quotes from scripture only to be found in the Speaker’s brain. Speaker of the House,…

  10. 28 Apr

    My Daughter’s Communion Was For The Birds

    My daughter’s first communion was yesterday. Unlike Patrick’s tale of woe, it was a fully reverential and moving affair. All the children bowed low before the Eucharist. And after receiving the Eucharist…