Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 27 Apr

    Weekend on CMR – April 26-27, 2008

    Cardinal: No Communion in the Hand!—Archbishop in Peru bans communion in the hand. Anti-Social Man Hopes Company Arrives Soon—In an act of anti-social desperation, Matthew interviews himself. Oh No! Yoko—Yoko Ono sues…

  2. 26 Apr

    Cardinal: No Communion in the Hand!

    It is rare that I find good news in the The Tablet (aka the bitter pill). They do however try to make the worst of a a good situation. The Tablet reports…

  3. 26 Apr

    Anti-Social Man Hopes Company Arrives Soon

    An anti-social man said today that he hopes his guests will arrive soon. While some experts are saying they believe this new attitude to be an emotional breakthrough, some are more skeptical.…

  4. 26 Apr

    Oh No! Yoko

    As if breaking up the Beatles wasn’t bad enough, now the perennially irksome Yoko Ono is suing Ben Stein. More specifically, she is suing the producers of Ben Stein’s documentary Expelled because…

  5. 26 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 25, 2008

    I Like What Obama Says about America—In small town America, people don’t like Obama for all the right reasons. Pelosi’s Fake Bible Joins Fake Catholicism—Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole…

  6. 25 Apr

    I Like What Obama Says about America

    I’ll admit it. I have a soft spot for Barack Obama because I like what his candidacy says about our great country. Now, I live in a small town in Pennsylvania so…

  7. 25 Apr

    Pelosi’s Fake Bible Joins Fake Catholicism

    Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole new level. The Speaker of the House is only comfortable quoting the Bible when the Bible does not actually contain the quote she is…

  8. 25 Apr

    Priest’s Sock Puppet Hears Confessions

    A priest’s sock puppet has been caught secretly hearing confessions in a downtown Philadelphia Catholic Church. The puppet, introduced to the church during a homily six years ago by Fr. Michael McBrien…

  9. 25 Apr

    Obama Supports Gay Marriage

    In an interview with The Advocate Barack Obama really sent up a flare to the country as to how dangerous his Presidency would actually be: Obama: And finally, an area that I’m…

  10. 25 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 24, 2008

    Court: Football Coach Can’t Take a Knee—A federal appeals court prohibited a New Jersey high school football coach from taking a knee and participating in team prayer. Secularism Makes You Stupid—What is…