Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 14 Apr

    Barack Belittle Barack No Slick

    Barack belittleBarack no slickBarack in trouble with them called hicks Barack let flyBarack bad quotesBarack give Hillary a lot more votes.

  2. 14 Apr

    Cage Match: Pope Benedict vs. Diversity

    In this corner we have the man in white – the man who struck fear in the heart of liberal theologians everywhere whose mission was the Inquisition. Aided by the Holy Spirit…

  3. 14 Apr

    Keeping Score

    I’m a man. So therefore I keep score. Of everything. I could go days upon days secretly tallying my efforts and comparing them to my wife’s efforts. In my mind, she typically…

  4. 14 Apr

    Tabernacle Back Where It Belongs

    Last October I wrote a story about a letter that Bishop Murphy of the Diocese of Rockville Centre wrote to my pastor. In the letter, Bishop Murphy lamented the comportment of the…

  5. 14 Apr

    Shine On You Crazy Jesus

    I wrote the other day about the nightmare first communion rehearsal. In it, I described a song performed by the children in the sanctuary that … Then the children proceeded to the…

  6. 14 Apr

    Weekend on CMR – April 12-13, 2008

    Shine On You Crazy Jesus—Some video proof of my first communion nightmare. A First Communion Nightmare—I need to tell you a story. It is not a nice story. The horror of my…

  7. 12 Apr

    A First Communion Nightmare

    I need to tell you a story. It is not a nice story. It is a wee bit long but please see it through to the end. On these pages I have…

  8. 12 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 11, 2008

    Barack Belittle Looks Down his Nose at You—Barack Obama understands why you jobless, gun-toting, religious types are so bitter. Peggy Noonan – I Think I Knew That—Peggy Noonan has the uncanny ability…

  9. 11 Apr

    Obama Looks Down his Nose at You

    Peggy Noonan said recently that she thought Obama might be a snob. Well, read how he talks about people from small towns, according to the Politico and then you tell me: You…

  10. 11 Apr

    Peggy Noonan – I Think I Knew That

    Peggy Noonan has the uncanny ability tell you something you already know and still surprise you with it. Often, when she writes of a situation or a person (more often a person),…