Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 17 Apr

    Miyagi Wisdom – Longenecker Style

    Man walk on road. Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk down middle, sooner or later, get squished just like grape. Same here. You catholic do yes, or catholic do…

  2. 17 Apr

    College B-ball Coach Recites Rosary Before Games

    Phil Martelli, the popular and successful coach of the St. Joseph’s University men’s basketball team (And my alma mater) does have his quirks. He revealed some of them April 10 at a…

  3. 17 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 16, 2008

    Programming Note—Listen to the wit and wisdom of Matthew on Sacred Heart Radio. Good Morning America Goes Negative on Pope—The single most deceptive, mean spirited, and negative comment we have seen. No…

  4. 17 Apr

    Programming Note

    For those of you fortunate souls who managed to miss our premier on Sacred Heart Radio some weeks back, you now have another chance to do some much needed penance. Matthew will…

  5. 16 Apr

    Good Morning America Goes Negative on Pope

    This morning as I was jamming my kids into their uniforms Good Morning America was talking about the chances of Pope Benedict endorsing any of the candidates for President. RRRgghghghghghgh! This is…

  6. 16 Apr

    No Communion For The Usual Suspects

    The American Life League doesn’t pull punches. They are running a full page ads in The Washington Times and The Politico. The ad basically asks the the Holy Father to give the…

  7. 16 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 15, 2008

    Humor! Obama’s Bitter Pill™—Are you a Church going, gun toting, free-trade hating racist? You don’t have to suffer any more! Closet Catholic In the White House?—WaPo asks, “Might President Bush really be…

  8. 15 Apr

    Obama’s Bitter Pill™

    Have you ever suffered from Male Economic Dysfunction? Are you frustrated because economic conditions in your small town have not improved? Do you find yourself waking up in the middle of the…

  9. 15 Apr

    Closet Catholic In the White House?

    Daniel Burke at the Washington Post thinks that President Bush might be pulling a Tony Blair. Burke tells of the Catholic based culture that rules the west wing and some other lingering…

  10. 15 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 14, 2008

    Barack Belittle Barack No Slick—A small poem in honor of Barack Obama for sticking his foot in his mouth. Cage Match: Pope Benedict vs. Diversity—Newsday pits Benedict against the modern world. Keeping…